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2006-12-13 12:55:59 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
too funny
2006-12-13 12:57:19 · answer #1 · answered by Child 6 · 2⤊ 3⤋
He's in heaven,what cant he do.Hes having a blast,dancing,singing,maybe jumping from cloud to cloud with the cutest angels.Eating whatever he wants,pointing his finger down here to his kids blessing us extravagently.Having the time of his life,I hope my mother,father,aunts,uncles,friends,have dinner parties or watch movies together.Swim in a huge pool,diving off the high board.What a partaaaaaay hes having.He cant wait for us to join him.
2006-12-13 21:06:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He is not subject to any government edicts or bureaucratic crap, so I suppose that God just hangs out up there in the Astrum Argentinum and does what he Wilt.
2006-12-13 21:03:04 · answer #3 · answered by Boomer Wisdom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
laughs at people who think he's sitting in some picturesque heaven instead of being omnipresent in everything that exists.
God is the entire universe. Not a man with a white beard.
2006-12-13 20:58:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's funny. God lives in eternity. He's not like us trying to do something around the clock.
2006-12-13 21:05:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
1Co 2:9 But as it is written, Eye hath not seen, nor ear heard, neither have entered into the heart of man, the things which God hath prepared for them that love him.
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2006-12-13 20:57:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
why don't you make the arrangements to go there and see for yourself firsthand? As long as there is breath you have hope of that.
2006-12-14 00:17:00 · answer #7 · answered by herenthere 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Watch to see if people are doing sex right.
Tammi Dee
2006-12-13 21:00:41 · answer #8 · answered by tammidee10 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"six billions incoming mails from the human race only."
2006-12-13 21:52:41 · answer #9 · answered by harri s 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Watches over you, and laughs at me
2006-12-13 21:06:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Define "all day". Our existince is simply a microsecond of his day.
2006-12-13 20:59:56 · answer #11 · answered by damndirtyape212 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋