A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said, "Wow! That's the ugliest baby I've EVER seen!"
In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. She fumed for a few stops and started getting really worked up.
The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong.
"The bus driver insulted me!" she fumed.
The man sympathized and said, "Hey! He's a public servant and he shouldn't say things to insult the passengers."
"You're right!" she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind."
"That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your baby monkey!"
2006-12-13 12:46:48 · 16 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Are u sick? is this something happen today?
2006-12-13 12:54:38 · answer #1 · answered by bryan_w74 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The woman's song was.. Gorilla my life, I love you..
Baby so ugly... the chimpanzees rejected it..
2006-12-13 20:52:43 · answer #2 · answered by scrubbag 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow super funny...Im still thinking about a good joke
Justin
2006-12-13 21:58:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's funny, two opposable thumbs up.
2006-12-13 20:50:37 · answer #4 · answered by warriorclan 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHA! LOL NOW DAT WAS FUNNY
2006-12-13 21:08:27 · answer #5 · answered by Boss Lady 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is so mean, but i loved it !
you rock!
hope to hear more soon :)
2006-12-14 01:23:52 · answer #6 · answered by missjolintan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!good one!
2006-12-13 22:02:52 · answer #7 · answered by DDTHAPPINESS 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha good one!
2006-12-13 20:56:40 · answer #8 · answered by jupitor 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good joke!
2006-12-13 23:48:38 · answer #9 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha....funny
2006-12-13 21:13:27 · answer #10 · answered by pritty_princess_c 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋