AMEN
The only part of a prayer that everyone knows.
BULLETIN
Your receipt for attending Mass.
CHOIR
A group of people whose singing allows the rest of the congregation to lip-sync.
HYMN
A song of praise usually sung in a key two octaves higher than that of the congregation's range.
RECESSIONAL HYMN
The last song at Mass often sung a little more quietly, since most of the people have already left.
INCENSE
Holy Smoke!
JUSTICE
When kids have kids of their own.
PEW
A medieval torture device still found in Catholic churches.
RECESSIONAL
The ceremonial procession at the conclusion of Mass led by parishioners trying to beat the crowd to the
parking lot.
RELICS
People who have been going to Mass for so long, they actually know when to sit, kneel, and stand.
TEN COMMANDMENTS
The most important Top Ten list not given by David Letterman.
USHERS
The only people in the parish who don't know the seating capacity of a pew.
2006-12-13 12:26:04 · 6 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
amen sister
2006-12-13 13:07:38 · answer #1 · answered by bryan_w74 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amen to that!
Communion - the easiest and most unobscure way to leave Mass early. My family would do this all the time. No coats. No purses. Get up. Receive host and blessing. Make way to back of Church and out the door to freedom.
2006-12-13 20:29:20 · answer #2 · answered by quatrapiller 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
wow super funny...Im still thinking about a good joke
Justin
2006-12-13 22:00:31 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol. im a catholic, and thought this was sooo funny, and sooo true!
2006-12-13 20:36:33 · answer #4 · answered by give it to me baby 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What is your question? You forgot a word...pedophiles.
2006-12-13 20:29:08 · answer #5 · answered by Moxie Crimefighter 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Nice, could we have more?
2006-12-13 20:31:15 · answer #6 · answered by late appointment 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋