and was he well hung? Or did he keep falling off the cross?
2006-12-13 11:59:09 · 10 answers · asked by Bill Gates 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Like a horse no wonder ol Magdaline had a smile (And possibly a limp)
2006-12-13 12:02:39 · answer #1 · answered by gizmoweb666 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
All the really wonderful things that you could ask about Christ, the one who came and died for you and this is all you can think up? No His hands were nailed onto the cross and He did not fall off. The Roman soldiers seen to that. It is hard to believe that a loving God would do such a thing for the human race, just so you could be with Him in Paradise when you die. A sense of humour is a wonderful thing learn to use it wisely young man.
2006-12-13 20:07:45 · answer #2 · answered by angel 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
After almost everyone He loved left Him and He was accused of all sorts of horrible things with stories that didn't coincide, He was beaten and scourged and forced to carry a huge beam until He couldn't. He made His way to the place of execution of criminals. He was stripped naked, had His wrists and feet nailed to a cross made of wood, that was then slid into a fairly deep hole, which pulls the shoulders out of socket. He may have been tied to the cross also. His position made it so that in order to breath He had to "stand up" on the nail through His feet. He eventually died of asphyxiation and had His heart pierced by the spear of a Roman soldier Captain.
I also forgot to mention how he was questioned twice and no charges stuck and a murder was released so that He could be charged. Then the crowds cheered for Him to be crucified and when it was determined He be executed (like a criminal). They also mocked Him with a crown of thorns and a robe and stuck nasty wine in His mouth.
2006-12-13 20:06:09 · answer #3 · answered by BigPappa 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I don't think he was very well-hung at all. Go to your local gallery and look at some oils of Christ. No matter how small the artist makes the loincloth, there isn't the slightest hint of Christ hanging. I am straight, by the way. This is a common sense observation.
2006-12-13 20:04:27 · answer #4 · answered by TarKettle 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Watch the Passion of the Christ and you tell me. Do you even have a clue what is going on or are you satisfied to remain a 12 yr old boy forever?
2006-12-13 20:01:44 · answer #5 · answered by BaseballGrrl 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
How many people do you think will fall for this one? But to answer your question, Jesus was made perfect, and so I guess it depends on how people view the human body and what would be considered, perfect.
You're sick by the way!
2006-12-13 20:02:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
No, he stayed up there for quite some time.
2006-12-13 20:02:06 · answer #7 · answered by Odindmar 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus hates you.
2006-12-13 20:05:49 · answer #8 · answered by Child 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
No, he was crucified, not hung...
2006-12-13 20:01:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i thought he died of a stroke...
2006-12-13 20:02:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋