A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collar and is met by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to gain admission.
So the guy goes out to his car and he looks around for a necktie and discovers that he just doesn't have one. He sees a set of jumper cables in his trunk. In desperation he ties these around his neck, manages to fashion a fairly acceptable looking knot and lets the ends dangle free.
He goes back to the restaurant and the bouncer carefully looks him over for a few minutes and then says, "Well, OK, I guess you can come in -
just don't start anything."
2006-12-13 11:38:23 · 13 answers · asked by Rock 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very funny
2006-12-13 11:40:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny
2006-12-13 11:52:41 · answer #2 · answered by Crazy Cat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sooo old
still funny though so I'll let you off
just this once mind
2006-12-13 19:24:17 · answer #3 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To which the guy replies, 'Ok, so long as there are no hidden charges.'
2006-12-13 13:19:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Urgh! You win (that's for the laugh)
2006-12-13 11:39:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee hee - good one!
2006-12-13 11:40:36 · answer #6 · answered by mcfifi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehe good one
2006-12-13 12:07:48 · answer #7 · answered by brit 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stupid but made me laugh
2006-12-13 21:41:55 · answer #8 · answered by LadyT 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
BORING AS HECK
2006-12-13 13:05:22 · answer #9 · answered by whoever you are I hate you 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL i have heard worse !!!!!
2006-12-13 16:58:50 · answer #10 · answered by Shredder 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋