I have a comedy routine on Friday. PLEASE HELP!!!!
2006-12-13 11:37:29 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yo mamma so dumb see went to the movie and saw it sayed under 17 not permeted so she left and kam back with 16 more people
2006-12-13 12:48:07 · answer #1 · answered by falloutboyfranklin 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm... for guys there's always "That's what she said" or "Yea? Your mama likes to (repeat what they said)".. like if they say you suck, then its "Yea? Your mama likes to suck"
They're definately corny, but for some ppl will get a great response until its overused.
When all else fails, pick on ppl in the front row LOL Watch some of DL Hughley's standup. He's rather well known for ending each set with that and is almost hysterical everytime. Rent Kings Of Comedy if you can't find anything on him.
Sorry, that's all I can really think of right now. Good luck!
2006-12-13 19:42:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay try this, the other day I was walking down the road when I accidentally bumped into this lady. I said oh I'm sorry I did not see you there. The lady replies, " well I couldn't help but to see you, your head is so bald I thought it was somebody driving on the sidewalk with their lights on bright." Then tell them you replied yeah well now that I have seen how ugly you are I'm afraid to go to sleep tonite... I'm scared you might be in my closet hiding ready to jump out and eat me... your teeth are so big Mr. Ed (the talking horse) called and said he wanted them back... ( you know grandma what big teeth you have... the better to eat you with my dear...)and another good one would be if you are a guy to use....my lord lady shave your face... I don't want other guys to think I am trying to pick up a male crossdresser...
2006-12-13 19:54:16 · answer #3 · answered by sarah o 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't know about insults. For comedy can't you do stand up? For stand up, no comic has yet made fun of when going to the dentist (wink wink). You know what to say for that one!
2006-12-13 19:43:34 · answer #4 · answered by rocker 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo' mama so fat, her beeper goes off and people think she's backing up!
For more insults go to jokepier.com
Good Luck !!!! =D
2006-12-13 20:37:16 · answer #5 · answered by ♥♥Monica♥♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The other day a guy called me an ******. I just let it go. then he asked me why I didn't say anything back to him. I asked him what he wanted me to say. He said I could say 'I apologize for being such an ******'. Then I told him he just said it.
2006-12-13 19:43:37 · answer #6 · answered by the Boss 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo momma is so fat she sat on the rainbow and ot made skittles
lol its kinda corny but whatever
2006-12-13 19:40:39 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
im the master of comebacks
if they some something bout your mom
(ur mom's easy, ur mom's a slut) say: yea, ur rite, MOM
uhm for big guys:
if a grl says: how long till the baby's born or sumthn bout a baby, and hits urs stomach or sumthn like that say: i dont know, you the one carrying it
pick me as best answer, email me and ill give you more, giv me an insult, ive gotcher comeback
2006-12-13 19:45:03 · answer #8 · answered by thiskidthattheylove 2 · 1⤊ 4⤋
IMprov is the best comedy........work with what you have
2006-12-13 19:40:20 · answer #9 · answered by sd s 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yo mama's so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
yo mama's so stupid she thought a buttfart comes out your ears.
2006-12-13 20:11:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋