A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. After the
checkup, the doctor took the wife aside and said, "Your husband is
suffering from severe, long-term stress and it's affecting his
cardiovascular system. He's a good candidate for either a heart attack
or a stroke. If you don't do the following four things, your husband
will surely die".
"First, each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast and send him off to
work in a good mood."
"Second, at lunch time, make him a warm, nutritious meal and put him
in a good frame of mind before he goes back to work."
"Third, for dinner, fix an especially nice meal, and don't burden him
with household chores."
"Fourth, and most important for invigorating him and relieving stress,
have sex with him several times a week and satisfy his every whim in
bed."
On the way home in the car, the husband turned to his wife and asked,
"So, I saw the doctor talking to you and he sure seemed serious. What
did he tell you?"
"You're going to die," she replied.
2006-12-13 11:33:07 · 14 answers · asked by Rock 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lazy b*tch
mwaa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
2006-12-13 19:25:02 · answer #1 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Class.
2006-12-13 11:41:47 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lmao 10/10
2006-12-13 19:13:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Good one
2006-12-13 11:43:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. Oldie but still a good
2006-12-13 12:25:50 · answer #5 · answered by nanc5979 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny. needed a good laugh.
2006-12-13 12:06:35 · answer #6 · answered by Crazy Cat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL smart woman
2006-12-13 11:38:12 · answer #7 · answered by Loopy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GOOD ONE I liked it
2006-12-13 19:35:13 · answer #8 · answered by notes from an angry white chic 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Too True!
2006-12-13 18:10:25 · answer #9 · answered by Skippy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-13 11:39:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋