A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to the gynecologist. The doctor takes one look at the woman and all of his professionalism goes out the window. He immediately asks her to undress. After she has disrobed, the doctor begins stroking her thigh.
"Do you know what I’m doing?" he asks.
"Yes," she replies. "You’re checking for any abrasions or abnormalities."
"That’s right," says the doctor. Emboldened, he then begins to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I’m doing now?"
"You’re checking for any lumps or breast cancer," she replies.
"Correct," says the doctor. Deciding to go for broke, he mounts her and begins having sex with her. "Do you know what I’m doing now?"
"Yes," she says. "You’re getting herpes—which is what I came here about in the first place."
2006-12-13 11:27:41 · 11 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is hilarious, but then again I have a sick sense of humor.
2006-12-13 11:34:37 · answer #1 · answered by purrfectica 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.i hope this teaches him and all other me out there to keep their snake in their pants and have one faithful sex partner or condomise.
2006-12-13 19:39:48 · answer #2 · answered by mysticshabs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Omg!!! I dont think there is Love at all...what a doctor eh???
2006-12-13 19:32:26 · answer #3 · answered by Confused 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
eww
2006-12-13 19:30:28 · answer #4 · answered by nαrcíssα [misses being a TC] 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats what he gets!
2006-12-13 22:07:02 · answer #5 · answered by DDTHAPPINESS 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahahahahahaha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
serves him right!!!
2006-12-13 19:32:08 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gross but funny
2006-12-13 19:31:27 · answer #7 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's justice.
2006-12-13 19:37:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
why would you put that where kids can read it? that's inappropriate and you know it.
2006-12-13 19:32:31 · answer #9 · answered by HansonFan 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Yo!! That is ******' CRAZY!!!!
2006-12-13 19:33:40 · answer #10 · answered by ♫☠Shay-Shay Got A Gun ☠♫ 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋