I have a comedy routine to do on Friday. PLEASE HELP!!!
2006-12-13 11:13:33 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
laughter is the best medicine and your momma's face is curing the world
2006-12-13 11:19:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
From South Park...Just reply,''TIMMY'' to everything said. Or if some one asks why, you say, ''for the same reason they don't give hand guns to monkeys'' Or to a guy, ''you're so afraid of commitment that you are not sure which porn pic you want to pleasure yourself on'' Or if some one says , ''We gotta do something'' you reply, ''what's this WE S**T'' , For more good lines whatch Mystery Science Theater 3000.
2006-12-13 19:40:49 · answer #2 · answered by Dhaircutta 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Depends who/race ur dissing
If the person is Hispanic then "Your mamma is my cleaning lady"
Black "well you know that they have cotton balls at the top on tylenol because of you? they wanted u to kno that u picked cotton before u did drugs"
looks like a pervert.."you look like you've touched more undeveloped breasts then a training bra"
2006-12-13 19:47:17 · answer #3 · answered by Shaun P 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Insult:Yo momma is so black,when she sat in the pool she made coffee.
Comeback:Yo momma so skinny so can run between rain drops!
2006-12-13 20:16:33 · answer #4 · answered by Urbanchik901 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You were so ugly your mama nursed you through a knothole in the door.
2006-12-13 19:22:12 · answer #5 · answered by cswint2000 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you moms like hockey player doesn't change her pad till 3 periods
2006-12-13 19:18:06 · answer #6 · answered by alex 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My personal favorite is "the best part of you ran down your father's leg." Love it.
2006-12-13 20:45:46 · answer #7 · answered by dg 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A goodcome back is : BAD BAD MAN!
2006-12-13 19:17:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
insult....: u so black wen u go to nite skool they mark u absent
2006-12-13 19:24:38 · answer #9 · answered by riskii67 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok whatever they say to you, just put YOUR MOM infront of it... everything sounds so hilarious!!!!!! and it works, people just shut up after that... like if they say, "omg your drawing looks stupid" you say "well YOUR MOMS picture looks stupid!!!" hahaha
2006-12-13 19:58:43 · answer #10 · answered by bulletprooflonliness 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋