How do I annoy my teachers enough I get expelled?

Question

I know this sounds really immature, actually it is, but doues anybody know any pranks or really annoying things that will make a teacher just lose it?

Answer 1

just walk out of class randomly, scream out during tests, tell ur teacher she looks pregnant, if guy ask him if he takes viagra. Sneak around the class, look at his/her computer while they r looking at it and scream out loud to the class to hear, OMG! PORN!!! Ask where babies come from... belch and demand that the teacher say excuse me... i dunno be creative... or act like the girl from the ring and say that she will die in 7 days... throw up in her purse... plant cigerettes in her purse...HAVE FUN

Answer 2

Yeah. A couple things. Like, when they're talking, open your mouth just a little and make a noise like, "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE", just loud enough to make it annoying. You could always draw nasty pictures of them and post it on the ceiling before class (or get a photo of their head and draw a grotesque body on it). Also, when they start talking, start coughing really loud. Every time they start up again, start coughing. OR, go and buy the "fart machine", its a cool device that you can keep triggering (remotely!) and it'll keep farting. Put it some place so that it's not real obvious (like a file cabinet) where the sound is coming from (or behind a bookcase in the front of the class). So when they move towards it, stop doing it. Make it HARD to find so they don't confiscate it. Many teachers are mentally disturbed already, so it won't take much to 'push them over the edge'. Good luck!

PS. STUFFING ROAD KILL into their desk drawer usually drives them batty pretty fast too. Just don't killl anything, make sure it's already dead.

PPS: BTW, college isn't a magic formula to get a good paying job. I know lots of college grads that work at McDonalds AFTER they graduated.

PPPS: Don't put anything in their drink, because if they are allergic to it or it hurts them or kills them, you'll be going to jail instead of being expelled.

Answer 3

Don't commit any crimes. Simply tell them they're the dumbest teacher you've ever had and use their favorite classroom item to clean the chalkboard. - like a stuffed bear if its a female teacher, or an extra dress shirt if it's a male teacher with gym/extra clothes.

Personal attacks always work best when trying to get in trouble but not getting arrested.

Answer 4

Easy.

1. Go to the teacher's desk and screw it up.
2. Throw things at your teacher.
3. Curse at them.
4. Disrupt the classroom.
5. Scream at the top of your lungs.
6. Crack random jokes while your teacher is speaking.
7. Place a tac on your teacher's chair.
8. Smack your teacher.
9. When they are writing info. on the blackboard, run up and erase it.
10. Bring a DS / GBA to school.
11. Kick them.
12. Get into a severe fight with a student (dangerous!!!)
13. Leave the classroom while their backs are turned and leave a note saying that you left
14. Bring a bucket of water and soak your teacher.
15. Place snot on their clothes (attempt to, anyways)

The list goes on and on... Will edit with more later.

Answer 5

asking to many questions and they re really stupid questions, put your hand up every second and do that for days and they will get annoyed, dump water on their head when theyre talking to someone else spike thier coffe whith a lot of liquior. that is if u can get ur hands on it. an easier, and less illegal one, is to put iching powder on sweaters. replace good markers with ones that are all used up. slip pieces of cat or any small type of animal food, into coffe, soda, or any kind of drinks. put out a gross dating ad in the bathroom for the teacher. or draw a strange drawing of them doing something crazy. like skydiving onto a building, without a parashoot! it's stuff coming out everywhere. write mr/mrs/ms. ______ stinks [or any other thing you might want to add @#>~ ] on all of the supplied paper. or stuff like that. you can superglue all the drawers on the desk with superglue. you'll find something! good luck!

Answer 6

Wow, all the answers so far take way too much planning and effort. You want to get expelled - get caught cheating on a couple of tests - or directly copy a writing assignment out of a source that's way beyond your grade level and then list the source in the references.

Answer 7

spitballs, snotty goobers or chalky erasers knockin at the back of some teachers head works pretty good. keep it up and you will get your vacation... I promise you. but if you want to be expelled for good try spitting in your teachers face in front of your classmates or other teachers... guaranteed not to fail or your money back.

Answer 8

he he he, thats cool! i can't annoy my teacher, im homeschooled, and im the teacher, so that doesn't work out. hm, let me think. spike thier coffe whith a lot of liquior. that is if u can get ur hands on it. an easier, and less illegal one, is to put iching powder on sweaters. replace good markers with ones that are all used up. slip pieces of cat or any small type of animal food, into coffe, soda, or any kind of drinks. put out a gross dating ad in the bathroom for the teacher. or draw a strange drawing of them doing something crazy. like skydiving onto a building, without a parashoot! it's stuff coming out everywhere. write mr/mrs/ms. ______ stinks [or any other thing you might want to add @#>~ ] on all of the supplied paper. or stuff like that. you can superglue all the drawers on the desk with superglue. you'll find something! good luck!

Answer 9

Unscrew the water fountain and put your teachers keys in there

Put peanut butter in teacher's chair and admit you did it

TP the teachers house

Answer 10

school is very important when you get older you will realize it you cant get a good job without a diploma do you want to be a bum all your life and have us taxpayers take care of you?? study hard its not that long hang in there you'll be glad you did later on in life if not you'll be flipping hamburgers at McDonald's all your life then you will see that you made a big mistake