my wife asked me to give her 12 inches and make her bleed.
So I f*cked her 3 times and punched her in the mouth.
2006-12-13 10:20:39 · 18 answers · asked by fivehundredmonkeys 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lee-lee - the bottom of my hypothetical barrel of laughs has been scraped clean, so you can breathe a sigh of relief. I'm not doing the religious ones or there'll be a bloody riot based on the reactions to my previous attempts at putting a chortle in the belly of the world...
2006-12-13 10:35:04 · update #1
nope - don't get this.
2006-12-13 10:23:13 · answer #1 · answered by magicalle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Snot came out of my nose - I will use this joke many a time I think - keep up the good work and ignore the haters that have answered and the ones without a sense of humour and lack of brain who didnt get it.
2006-12-13 13:20:00 · answer #2 · answered by colinmc_2001 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah. About right - the size of brain power + mentaility = sense of humour.
2006-12-13 10:33:43 · answer #3 · answered by sashtou 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! That was funny, but now I feel bad for laughing because of everyone's comments.
2006-12-13 10:55:17 · answer #4 · answered by Mimi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wot is funny about that, i just dont get these violent non jokes
2006-12-13 11:08:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
best joke so far today.
Offensive yet hilarious.
ha ha ha
2006-12-13 19:32:50 · answer #6 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't think that was very funny at all, in fact it was disgusting !
2006-12-13 10:28:41 · answer #7 · answered by Sierra One 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh well, how bad can the jokes get. that is truly offencive.
2006-12-13 10:24:54 · answer #8 · answered by leelee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i think that joke is really funny
2006-12-13 10:27:48 · answer #9 · answered by CLAIRE S 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
glad it didn't take you 6 times... if so, your marriage would be shorter than your penis.
2006-12-13 10:36:36 · answer #10 · answered by smalltownwhiteboy 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
get your money back from your psychiatrist, it hasn't worked
2006-12-13 10:38:52 · answer #11 · answered by bluebell 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋