A man is sitting in an airliner, which is about to takeoff when another man with a Labrador Retriever occupies the empty seats alongside. The Lab is situated in the middle, and the first man is looking quizzically at the dog when the second man explains that they work for the airline.
The airline rep said, "Don't mind Sniffer; he is a sniffing dog, the best there is; I'll show you once we get airborne when I put him to work.
The plane takes off and levels out when the handler says to the first man, "Watch this." He tells the dog, "Sniffer, search." Sniffer jumps down, walks along the aisle, and sits next to a woman for a few seconds. It then returns to its seat and puts one paw on the handler's arm. He says "Good boy."
The airline rep turns to the first man and says, "That woman is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a note of this and her seat number for the police who will apprehend her on arrival."
Fantastic!" replies the first man.
2006-12-13 10:02:51 · 13 answers · asked by a m 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Once again he sends Sniffer to search the aisles. The Lab sniffs about, sits down beside a man for a few seconds, returns to its seat, and places two paws on the handler's arm. The airline rep says, "That man is carrying cocaine, so again I'm making a note of this and the seat number."
"I like it!" says the first man.
A third time the rep sends Sniffer to search the aisles. Sniffer goes up and down the plane and after a while sits down next to someone. He then comes racing back, jumps up onto his seat, and sh**s all over the place.
The first man is really grossed out by this behavior from a supposedly well-trained sniffing dog and asks, "What's going on?"
The handler nervously replies, "He just found a bomb!"
2006-12-13 10:03:08 · update #1
good 1 lmao 10/10
2006-12-13 19:16:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay, Sniffer Boy, get a clue: The dogs *will* find your drugs. You can ask these questions 40 times a day until you're blue in the face, but it won't change the fact that the detection dogs are smarter than you. :) Have a great day!
2016-05-23 21:17:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Willys cynical thought for the fugging day;
Dogs and men have a freaking fascination with womens crotches!
2006-12-13 10:38:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
original if not very funny 7/10
2006-12-13 10:07:06 · answer #4 · answered by Fred Flintstone 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funniest Joke I have ever heard
2006-12-13 21:16:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny very funny
2006-12-13 10:07:07 · answer #6 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That never really happened did it. You're telling lies again.
2006-12-13 10:05:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA
2006-12-13 12:26:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, not very funny.
2006-12-13 10:05:39 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ME♥ 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha, good one!!
2006-12-13 10:06:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋