The difference between men talking and women talking?

Question

TWO WOMEN TALKING

Woman 1: Oh! You got a haircut! That's so cute!

Woman 2: Do you think so? I wasn't sure when she gave me the mirror. I Mean, you don't think it's too fluffy looking?

Woman 1: No, it's perfect. I'd love to get my hair cut like that, but I think my face is too wide. I'm pretty much stuck with this stuff I think.

Woman 2: Are you serious? I think your face is adorable. And you could easily get one of those layer cuts - that would look so cute I think. I was actually going to do that except that I was afraid it would accent my long neck.

Woman 1: Oh - that's funny! I would love to have your neck! Anything to take attention away from these football player shoulders of mine.

Woman 2: Are you kidding? I know girls that would love to have your shoulders. Everything drapes so well on you. I mean, look at my arms, see how short they are? If I had your shoulders I could get clothes to fit me easier.

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NOW TWO MEN TALKING

Man 1: Haircut?
Man 2: Yeah.

Answer 1

THATS sooooooo funny!
Another difference is when women talk all men hear is blablabla bla bla bla!
Thats funny
Good Job!

Answer 2

That is because the human brain is physically different for male and female.

The cerebral cortex, which divides the left and right brain, are deeper for males. The speach and hearing center is located on the left side and the visual and spacial center is located on the right.

Females cerebral cortex is less divided, this creates a compensation for the female brain, in which the speech and hearing centers are located on both sides of the brain. They still have the visual and spacial area, but it's right next to a second speach and hearing area. Thus, women tend to be better at listening and talking at the same time, which can drive men mad.

Whereas men tend to be more visual due to the structure or division of their left and right brain. Therefore, more males tend to be quicker to grasp mathematics, because they are more spacial as the speech and hearing center is located on one side of the brain. Thus, they appear to be shallow to women because they are picking up on looks before they say hello.

For example, if a man and a woman were to get a stroke on the speech and hearing center of the brain located on the left side... the woman has a back up area of the brain on the right side, and therefore... begins to speak sooner then the man.

Very interesting, but necessary, as women are the ones who need to put into words that which molds the child she nurses and ultimately helps to bring up into the world and men tend to put into action that which supports the family structure.

These differences are necessary but compliment each other.

Answer 3

The summary is : 1- that the woman talks too much to express something or say an idea with details. 2- But the man goes directly to the purpose, about discussion. It’s the human nature It’s the essence of mankind.

Answer 4

True! Also i cant figure out why when a man tells you about his days, its a quick few points followed by a conclusion, when its a women, its in real time? lol

Answer 5

NICE.....I see your point there. Two men's say something and finish it fast and the women's will take long conversation with one topic.

Ya, that is true, but not with every one.

Thanks for sharing:)

Answer 6

i see you were eavesdropping on yo parents conversation, lol just kidding hahahahah but uh yeah could i have 10 pts??

Answer 7

Sounds just about right LOL

Answer 8

haha yep thats how it goes men really dont acre..and girls like to talk(no offense girls)

Answer 9

This is funny...and pretty much the truth.

Answer 10

yeah its all because women gossip.whereas men discuss.lol