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...do you think he would have been a blogger?

Now, bear in mind, this is STRICTLY hypothetical.

2006-12-13 09:46:35 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

22 answers

Most likely not.

Assuming that God created the Internet in the garden of Eden, he would have only Eve to share his thoughts with. I get the feeling that would get old after a while.

Of course, there would also be God and His angels as well. That might have changed things. Imagine this scene...

"Hi Honey! This apple tastes delicious! you should try it!"
" Not now, love. I'm playing World of Warcraft."
" But sweetheart, it will make you wise like God!"
" But I'm just about to get my Arcanite Reaper!!"

It's a little know fact that most MMO junkies do not eat healthy. A three liter of pop, a bag of chips is all the hard-core gamer needs to survive. So if you follow this theory far enough...one could argue that the Internet could have saved humanity from damnation. I bet God could have made some awesome games too.

But, I feel a whole other hypothetical scenario coming on, so I'll stop right there. Best wishes.

2006-12-13 09:57:14 · answer #1 · answered by Odindmar 5 · 0 0

I don't really have an answer but that has to be the most interesting question I've seen! (thats a good thing) i think i would say no to your question though. Only because i think he was basically living off instinct and i know people today have trouble with computers so im guessing no... plus he would need internet access, so he would need satalites or electricity. if he did have those things i would still think no bc there really werent that many people around.... wow this is what i do instead of hw!

2006-12-13 17:51:45 · answer #2 · answered by Sabrina 2 · 0 0

Adam was the first writer.. he was the one who name all the living things on earth..so yeah he would be a blogger and write all that he saw.

2006-12-13 17:54:26 · answer #3 · answered by Evelyne M 1 · 0 0

Hypotheticaly i couldnt even answer this question because no more than i know about Adam is what the bible refers to about him! But my guess would be no because dude pentium wouldnt be around in that time it would be be dirt 1.1 speed processers but i bet there internet connection would be better and quicker powered by the hand of god it would be like G1,infinity wireless internet connection! so if he wonnted to blog i guess he could!

2006-12-13 17:57:41 · answer #4 · answered by out dated prod! 2 · 0 0

He would have learned from AskMen.com that he shouldn't take the apple from Eve. He should leave her standing in the garden and go look for a woman that will cook him a good steak!

2006-12-13 17:49:37 · answer #5 · answered by T S 3 · 0 0

As there was nobody else in the world except him and his wife (and eventually a hand full of kids) he probably would not have gotten a whole lot of hits.

2006-12-13 17:54:31 · answer #6 · answered by dewcoons 7 · 0 0

The computer would have been the reason he was kicked out. He wasn't supposed to think or question anything.

2006-12-13 17:49:20 · answer #7 · answered by shermynewstart 7 · 0 0

Yeah, he would have bitched about Eve a lot and wondered where all the other people were.

2006-12-13 17:49:16 · answer #8 · answered by carol j 3 · 0 0

probly he would check out the porn, before Eve was there

oh yeah, eve would be the only woman in the porn too

hmmmmmmmm, I'm not even Christian, how would I know?

2006-12-13 17:49:45 · answer #9 · answered by kurticus1024 7 · 0 0

He would be named "a mouse potato" instead of Adam !!

2006-12-13 17:53:28 · answer #10 · answered by SP 4 · 0 0

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