A woman goes into Wal-Mart and tells the clerk she wants a refund for the toaster she bought because it doesn't work. The clerk tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. All of a sudden, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming! "GRAB MY BREASTS! GRAB MY BREASTS!"
The clerk, not knowing what to do, runs to get the store manager. The manager comes up to the Woman and asks, "What's wrong?"
She explains the situation with the toaster. He tells her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special. Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and starts screaming, "GRAB MY BREASTS! GRAB MY BREASTS!"
In shock, the store manager pleads, "Ma'am, why are you saying that?" In a huff, the woman says, "BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY BREASTS GRABBED WHEN I'M GETTING SCREWED!"
2006-12-13 09:25:05 · 29 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ploppy chick, am I bovvered what people think?? Nope!!! If someone makes me laugh then I let em know!!! You defo put a smile on my face!! Keep it up hun!! XXXX
2006-12-14 06:26:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-18 13:01:04 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Would love to say I heard it before because every time i put a joke on someone says it's an old one.But I havn't heard it before.Ha!!
2006-12-13 09:32:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10 and gd night x
2006-12-13 09:29:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
topical female wants every thing at once good one 10 /10
2006-12-13 19:45:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha haha that would be quite a sight lol
2006-12-13 09:28:22 · answer #6 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah, yes, rings a bell - think I've been out with her
2006-12-13 09:28:52 · answer #7 · answered by big pup in a small bath 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats hilarious, keep them coming.
2006-12-13 15:34:04 · answer #8 · answered by jen 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny ploppy, I'll need to remember that one!
2006-12-13 09:30:35 · answer #9 · answered by floss 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny :O)
just spat my drink out all over the screen reading that
2006-12-13 09:28:36 · answer #10 · answered by ridin_the_ice 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋