remember its a joke?

Question

Secretaries Colin Powell and Dennis Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and asks the bartender, “Isn’t that Powell and Rumsfeld?” The barkeep says, “Yep, that’s them.”

So, the guy walks over to the two and says, “Hello, what are you guys doing?”

Rumsfeld says, “We’re planning a war,” to which the guy replies, “Really? What’s going to happen?”

Rumsfeld says, “Well, we’re going to kill 10 million Iraquis and one bicycle repairman.”

And the guy exclaims, “Why are you going to kill a bicycle repairman!?!”

With that, Rumsfeld turns to Powell and says, “See, I told you no one would care about the 10 million Iraquis!”

Answer 1

thats funny. and i dont recall ever hearing this

Answer 2

6 out of 10

Answer 3

Hold on. Let me get this straight. This is a joke about the extermination of 10 million people, am I right? Or is it a joke about a bicycle repairman? No . . . still don't see the funny side of that.

Answer 4

Good night Pants! Its night in Brazil, now. Forgive me if in the joke that I will tell, have error of grammar. The official language of my country is the portuguese.


In a beach, two fishermen was dragged a net full of fish. One of the fishermen note that between the fishes it had a light bulb. He caught and rubbed it that for the fishermen`s surprise appeared a genius.Grateful for the release, the genius said that the fishermen could have three order each one.The fishermen was so astonished that did not obtain to think about that to ask. Noticing this, the genius materialized 3 eggs in hands of each fishermen, saying that it was for each fishermen break each egg and to order.The genius disappeared; the fishermen had been calm, then one fisherman broke an egg and ask.
-I want this beach full of golds! The beach, suddently was full of golds.
-I want this beach full of beautyful women! -asked breaking the second egg.The beach, suddently was full of women.
-I want a ship on the sea! -asked, breaking the third egg. Appeared near of beach, a ship with captain and crew. The fisherman loaded the golds for the ship and the women goin to ship.
-Go you order?-question the fisherman for your friend.
-Soon the other fishermen be in the beach, I to keep the eggs and tomorrow, early, I will order.
The fisherman going to Europe in your ship.

10 later, the ex-fisherman come back in vilage for to review the friends. When question for you friend fisherman, was surprise when knew that he still lived in yours pour house. He go visit him. When sighted your friend, he go hug him.After crys and hugs, the ex-fisherman was commenting.
-I hoped see you rich, or know that you was to live in other country, but I see you in this humble life, what hell you doing with eggs?
-My friend, I cry when remenber! I was walking with the eggs on the hands, thinking about the first order saying. "I want this beach full of... Full of... then I stumble at a rope of a net and let a egg fall in a stone, breaking."****", I cried out. Suddenly, the beach was full of penises.Despaired, I broke the second egg and ask who disapear all the penises in the beach"...
-And the third egg?
-Well...I had that to break to ask the my penis come back!

Answer 5

lol, that is freakin' hilarious, and yes the title came to mind when i was reading it, "remember its a joke" cause at first it sounded kinda mean but i give it a 200/100 and i am going to tell the whole world that joke, well not the whole world but atleast everyone i know.

Answer 6

Funny!

Answer 7

Does that mean the bicycle repairman isn't killed afterall?

Answer 8

Heee

Answer 9

Oh wow that is so funny, yet kinda mean and true at the same time lol

Answer 10

hey bloody cracker pmsl 10/10 10/10 10/10 lol x

Answer 11

hahah ; that was actually a funny joke unlike most other ones on here