A man walks into a church confessional and says to the priest, “Bless me, father, for I have sinned. I was with seven different women last night.”
The priest is silent for a moment, then says, “Go home and cut seven lemons in half. Squeeze the juice into a glass and drink it down in one gulp.”
“And I’ll be forgiven?” asks the man.
“No,” replies the priest, “but it will wipe that f*cking smirk off your face.”
2006-12-13 09:22:36 · 17 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that is funny!!
good one
2006-12-13 09:24:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2006-12-13 09:25:37 · answer #2 · answered by Kelly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bloody funny
2006-12-13 15:38:32 · answer #3 · answered by jen 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bet that put a twist on his face for a week as usual ploppy brill 10/10
2006-12-13 19:56:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good a right cracker pmsl 10/10 x
2006-12-13 09:26:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, guess that the priest isnt doing his job, lol just kidding
2006-12-13 09:25:32 · answer #6 · answered by LittleBit 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-13 09:51:58 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ME♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2006-12-13 14:14:33 · answer #8 · answered by csnape2003 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is very funny.
2006-12-13 09:48:52 · answer #9 · answered by leelee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY
2006-12-13 10:30:26 · answer #10 · answered by cma80 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋