just read that durex condoms are doing testing in NZ because New Zealanders are the adventurous in the sack and have loads of partners. Is it true? Not in my experience, or do i just luck out with traditional 2 positions (max) and a cuddle type of girl?
2006-12-13 09:17:29 · 7 answers · asked by Travellin Bry 3 in Travel ➔ Australia ➔ Other - Australia
Helen Clarke, Prime Minister of New Zulland, is rudely awoken at 4am by the telephone.
"Hillen, its the Hilth Munister here. Sorry to bother you at this hour
but there is an emergency! I've just received word thet the Durex
fectory en Auckland has burned to the ground. It is istimated thet the
entire New Zulland supply of condoms will be gone by the ind of the
week."
PM: "Shut - the economy wull niver be able to cope with all those
unwanted babies - wi'll be ruined!"
Hilth Munister: "We're going to hef to shup some in from abroad...
Brutain?..."
PM: "No chence!! The Poms will have a field day on thus one!"
Hilth Munister: "What about Australia?"
PM: "Maybe - but we don't want them to know thet we are stuck."
Hilth Munister: "You call John Howard - tell hum we need one moollion condoms; ten enches long and eight enches thuck! That way they'll know how bug the Kiwis really are!!"
Helen calls John, who agrees to help the Kiwis out in their hour or so of
need.
Three days later a container arrives in Auckland - full of boxes.
A delighted Hillen rushes out to open the boxes. She finds condoms; 10 unches long; 8 unches thuck, all coloured green and gold. She then notices in small writing on each and ivery one.........
MADE IN AUSTRALIA - SIZE : MEDIUM
Ozzie Ozzie Ozzie .... Oy Oy Oy
2006-12-13 15:51:42 · answer #1 · answered by Cameron in OZ 2 · 5⤊ 0⤋
2 positions wow that's all you get man you need a better girl someone more adventuring good luck
2006-12-13 09:25:35 · answer #2 · answered by Heather 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AussieBlo is correct, at least in this rural part of the South Island. A virgin is a girl who can run faster than her brother, and we get virgin wool from sheep that can run faster than us. If bestiality was music, Tuatapere, Southland would have its own symphony orchestra.
2006-12-13 12:40:29 · answer #3 · answered by zee_prime 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
2 positions?
Man, keep looking!
2006-12-13 09:20:11 · answer #4 · answered by Clarkie 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
apparently the sheep are quite flexible there so there's numerous positions
2006-12-13 09:26:22 · answer #5 · answered by Aussieblonde -bundy'd 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Don't be such a man wore!!
2006-12-13 09:19:06 · answer #6 · answered by Lauren 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
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