A boy awoke and wanted breakfast so he told his mother. She said, "Not until you feed the animals."
The boy went outside and said to the chicken, "I don't feel like feeding you today." So he kicked the chicken. He did the same with the cow and the pig. The boy then went back into the house and told his mother he was hungry. His mother said, "I saw you kick the chicken so you're not getting any eggs, I saw you kick the cow so you're not getting any milk and I saw kick the pig so you're not getting any bacon."
Just then the boy's father walked down the steps and tripped over and kicked the cat and the boy said, "Mom should I tell him?"
2006-12-13 08:51:22 · 8 answers · asked by limallama 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
He doesnt get any PUSSYcat
2006-12-13 08:55:15 · answer #1 · answered by Sawyers girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmm..I saw this on a website two minutes ago..but it was a clean joke site lol....so I didnt understand what was funny. till now
2006-12-13 17:25:49 · answer #2 · answered by ally 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAH omg i love this joke... it is p.u.s.s.y and in vag..... get it now i thought it was hillrious, it took me a minute to think about it though
lol
2006-12-13 17:02:51 · answer #3 · answered by chelsea_baby712 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Looks to me like you have plenty of answers and should understand now...
2006-12-13 18:18:34 · answer #4 · answered by Papa 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cat.. another word for cat is p u s s y.. and the dad's not getting any ;-)
2006-12-13 16:56:01 · answer #5 · answered by Konrad 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL poor guy.
2006-12-13 16:55:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think its a dirty joke. as in pussycat.
2006-12-13 16:55:33 · answer #7 · answered by sabrewulf01 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it means he doesn't get any pussy. haha
2006-12-13 16:55:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋