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Two engineering students were walking across campus when one asked, "Where did you get such a great bike?"
The second engineer replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."

The second engineer nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."

2006-12-13 08:45:27 · 19 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

19 answers

LOL My boyfriend has his Masters in Engineering and I think that it's hysterical. I so have to forward this to him!

2006-12-13 08:49:29 · answer #1 · answered by CAITLIN 5 · 0 0

Very funny, prolly a true story tho.

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I was riding in a taxicab this morning and there was a female dispatcher on the two-way radio. She was dispatching the cabs to various addresses and the usual dispatch chatter was going on. Suddenly, the dispatcher asked? ... Michael Hunt, are you out there... Mike? Do you read me? ... Mike Hunt, Mike Hunt... Come in.... Come In... Come in Mike Hunt.

I don't know why this is so funny to me- it was just a cab ride.

I couldn't stop laughing.

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2006-12-13 08:49:09 · answer #2 · answered by ••Mott•• 6 · 1 1

Now that's funny. Although I am not to keen on insulting engineers though... I know too many of them.

2006-12-13 08:49:13 · answer #3 · answered by jakethekarr 2 · 0 0

another gd 1 lmao 10/10 x

2006-12-13 08:52:00 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i read that before, it is funny
but I wanna be an engineer and if the guy was hot and did that to me I am not takin the bike,
trust me on that.

2006-12-13 08:48:03 · answer #5 · answered by limallama 4 · 0 0

That's a cute one

2006-12-13 08:47:54 · answer #6 · answered by craptastic 4 · 0 0

were they irish or blonde i wonder 9/10

2006-12-13 21:37:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It's kinda cute I guess

2006-12-13 08:49:57 · answer #8 · answered by hippie_chick69love 3 · 0 0

Oh yes, definitely loved this one!

2006-12-13 09:04:57 · answer #9 · answered by Nini 5 · 0 0

Pretty funny...






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2006-12-13 09:12:36 · answer #10 · answered by 1 3 · 0 0

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