2006-12-13 08:37:27 · 24 answers · asked by Brian 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A man walked into a bar.............
........"ouch!"
2006-12-13 08:38:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Jokes usually consists of the reader laughing at the expense of someone else's misfortune or them being insulted.
The best joke would be one that can make ANYONE laugh, but insult in sure a way that no one is offended.
So any idiot joke could work like:
How did the idiot tie his shoe?
He put one foot up on the stool & tied the one on the floor.
2006-12-17 15:33:04 · answer #2 · answered by J.T.T 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1.Why does the girl bring a computer to the doctor?
so that a computer get an injection cause of anti virus hahahaha
2.The teacher asked kids to draw a cow eating the grass. next day the teacher comes to the boy and ask him where is the ggrass? the boy said cow eated it. and teacher asked where is the cow? the boy said do you think there will be cow where is no grass. hahahaha
3. Wife says to her's husband '' I am going to my friend's house on 5 minutes and you after the dinner every half an hour hahaha.
4.I man goes into the bus and pays the ticket and he asks'' do you pay the tickets for flowers'' the man said ''no'', ok roesly come in (the rosely name of a woman) hahahahaahhaha
5.a boy asked his mom is it true tha when people die that they turn into a dust. Mum said ''yes''. When the boy went to bed he screamed mommmmmmmmmmmmmmmm there is lots of dead people under my bed hahaha
That is all I have
Thanks
2006-12-13 16:45:15 · answer #3 · answered by Okano-Irl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is my favourite:
A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for the weekend. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years ago. Because both had job commitments, they decided that the husband would fly to Florida on a Thursday and his wife would follow the next day.
On arriving, the husband checked into the hotel. In his room was a computer, so he decided to send his wife an e-mail back in Minneapolis.
However, he accidentally left out one letter in her e-mail address. Thus, the e-mail got sent to a total stranger without him realising.
Meanwhile in Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral, to whom the e-mail had gone. The dearly departed was a minister of many years, who had passed away following a heart attack. The widow checked her e-mail expecting condolences from relatives and friends.
Upon reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor and saw the computer screen which read.....
From: Harry To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
I know you will be surprised to hear from me. They have computers down here now, and you're allowed to send emails to your loved ones.
I have just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then!
Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is hot down here!
2006-12-14 17:35:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
the jokes on Yo Momma are pretty funny. I can't think of anything right now
2006-12-13 16:43:31 · answer #5 · answered by ** i Am hiS giRL ** 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have a look at my jokes in my questions Fella
2006-12-13 16:40:44 · answer #6 · answered by Rock 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A horse walks into a bar
The landlord says "why the long face"
2006-12-13 16:40:23 · answer #7 · answered by snikleback 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, one to screw in the lightbulb and one to drive the pink Caddilac.
Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black in the road? There are skid marks leading up to the dog.
How do you starve a black? Hide his food stamps under his work boots.
2006-12-13 17:39:54 · answer #8 · answered by motocrossman2006 2 · 1⤊ 4⤋
why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
because he was dead.
why didn't hitler drink tequila?
because it made him angry.
what's woody woodpecker's girlfriend's name?
suzy splintercunt
what does an elephant use for a tampon?
sheep.
why does a dog lick his own nuts?
because he can.
what's blue and pounds on glass?
baby in a microwave.
and finally....
what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic boy get for christmas?
cancer.
2006-12-13 16:47:08 · answer #9 · answered by sectumsempra_avada_kedavra 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
my jokes are the best.
2006-12-13 16:39:28 · answer #10 · answered by chiken nugget 2 · 0⤊ 3⤋
All of the losers that are answering this question. Little do they know that I just posted, and will be chosen for best answer.
2006-12-13 16:40:33 · answer #11 · answered by loser 3 · 0⤊ 4⤋