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3 men get sent to hell: The devil asks the 1st man "Why r u here?" the man said "I was an alchoholic" So the Dev opens up a cell door with tons of liquor in it. The man smiles as he walks in and is locked in for 1,000 years
The Dev asks the 2nd man "Why r u here?" The man replied "I was always cheating on my wife" So the Dev opens up a cell door with 50 hot, naked women inside. The man gets excited as he is locked in for 1,000 years.
The Dev asks the 3rd man "Why R U here?" The man replied, "I was such a pot head" So the Dev opens up a cell door which is a field upon field of the best pot ever" The man walks in and sits on the ground
A 1,000 years later
The Dev opens up the 1st cell door, the man crawls out covered in his own mess and slurs "I'm never drinking again" So the Dev gave him a 2nd chance
The 2nd cell door, the man runs out screaming "I'm going gay!" So the Dev said ok. The 3rd door, the dev opens it and the man looks up with a tear in his eye as he asks "Got a light?"

2006-12-13 08:36:13 · 11 answers · asked by hippie6420 1 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

11 answers

HAHAHAH ...LOL FUNNY !! THANKS FOR SHARING THAT WITH US !

2006-12-13 08:37:44 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

Hahahahahahaha! funny!

2006-12-13 16:37:57 · answer #2 · answered by Cuddly Lez 6 · 0 0

Lol that thrid guy is funny

2006-12-13 16:38:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

really funny

2006-12-13 16:39:20 · answer #4 · answered by ~♥~ *CHEEKY* ~♥~ 6 · 0 0

That right there is funny!

2006-12-13 16:38:26 · answer #5 · answered by Starla_C 7 · 0 1

it was ok...kinda ecpected the ending.

2006-12-13 16:39:27 · answer #6 · answered by green and blue knight 3 · 0 0

hah oh my god i loved this joke!! you have to tell me more!!

2006-12-13 16:39:29 · answer #7 · answered by chelsea_baby712 2 · 0 0

yhank you have you any more jokes

2006-12-14 21:32:46 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

LMAO that would really suck......LOL

2006-12-13 16:41:47 · answer #9 · answered by straykat 2 · 0 0

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

2006-12-13 16:39:57 · answer #10 · answered by M T 5 · 0 0

Thats funny. Thanks for sharing

2006-12-13 16:38:31 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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