There was this muscular man and this thin but busty woman who meet in a bar, they start talking having a few drinks,a few drinks turns into alot, until the man asks the woman if she wants to see his house, so now hammerd she says "what the hell sure lets go". so there at his house where the drinking continues after awhile they start to get horny. so they start getting touchy feely she takes off his shirt and says " O MY WHAT A NICE CHEST YOU HAVE" he says "YEAH THATS 100 POUNDS OF DYNAMITE BABY" so next she takes off his pants and says "O MY WHAT NICE LEGS YOU HAVE" and he says "YEAH THATS 100 POUNDS OF DYNAMITE BABY". so now by this time all that is left is his underwear, she starts to take them off and all of a sudden she takes off running yelling an screaming. so he puts his pants on and catches up to her and asks why did you leave she said "I DIDNT WANT TO BE AROUND ALL THAT DYNAMITE WITH SUCH A SHORT FUSE"
2006-12-13 08:22:59 · 10 answers · asked by ploppy pants 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
if someone told me that i would crawl under the carpet its a good one 10/10
2006-12-13 21:49:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny lol 10/10
2006-12-13 16:26:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol your jokes justs keeps on getting better
2006-12-13 16:29:14 · answer #3 · answered by LOL!!! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!!
2006-12-13 16:25:23 · answer #4 · answered by Naomi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That rocked, pmsl. keep them coming.
2006-12-13 23:46:30 · answer #5 · answered by jen 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thumbs up :D
2006-12-13 22:24:19 · answer #6 · answered by csnape2003 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that iz FUNNY!!! i wasnt expectin the end at all!!!
2006-12-13 16:31:00 · answer #7 · answered by peachybabi101 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one lol
2006-12-13 16:28:16 · answer #8 · answered by jayney 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
*LAUGHS* Excellent!
2006-12-13 21:58:10 · answer #9 · answered by Kindall Brooks 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-12-13 16:31:32 · answer #10 · answered by limallama 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋