Well they can fix it, but will they ever see the light?
2006-12-13 08:22:25 · 40 answers · asked by Let there be JIMBO 4 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Man From Utopia:
Like I don't see the same Christian bashing questions everyday. I think I'm entitled to repeat!
2006-12-13 08:32:33 · update #1
None - they don't believe in lightbulbs.
2006-12-13 08:25:33 · answer #1 · answered by jkaaz101406 2 · 3⤊ 2⤋
That depends:
1) Is there a light bulb?
2) What is the definition of 'fix?'
3) Assuming that there is a power supply that is powerful enough to cause the light to come on, is there in fact a reason to expect it to come on?
4) Where is the fixture that is supposed to light the bulb, and how do we know that it is functional, or not fuctional?
5) What is the definition of functional?
6) Who made the light?
7) Who made the bulb?
7) Who made the bulb and who made them?
8) Why is it that light is so important?
9) Are there any species of animals that would die due to the light?
10) If we have to sustain the Earth for our children, will the light cause them any harm?
These questions MUST be answered before I know that the light bulb:
1) exists
2) is necessary
3) does not kill anything
4) Is capable of extracting fund money from the government.
2006-12-13 08:30:07 · answer #2 · answered by Christian Sinner 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The number of atheists that it takes to screw a light bulb is probably the same number it took to invent the light bulb. It would seem that most people who are inventive, or make great strides in technology and applied science, though not all avowed atheists, have a very non-religious predilection to them. Where would we be without these pioneering men and women? Granted you, as I, might not agree with their worldview. But that is no reason to cast aspersions on their intellect.
“So far as religion of the day is concerned, it is a damned fake... Religion is all bunk."
-Thomas Edison
"I have never seen the slightest scientific proof of the religious theories of heaven and hell, of future life for individuals, or of a personal God."
- Thomas Edison (Columbia Magazine)
2006-12-13 11:18:31 · answer #3 · answered by Lawrence Louis 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Atheists have seen the light. The illumination has shown over 100 million killed because a so-called man living in a cloud who doesn't have the courage to show up and get the religions to agree on God. A religion has told you that you must ignore it or they will deny you a chance to live your life again. You can't change the history that will one day say, "They killed over 100 million people in the name of God and everyone was encouraged to ignore it. What terrible people they were".
2006-12-13 08:46:02 · answer #4 · answered by The professor 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Alternative answer:
Just one. We're actually quite good at changing lightbulbs since we realize it's not worth waiting for someone else to 'let there be light'
2006-12-13 08:59:24 · answer #5 · answered by Phil 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Screw in a light bulb?
Well it takes two to screw (At Least) so at least 2 but the real question should be where do we get a lightbulb big enough?
2006-12-13 08:26:37 · answer #6 · answered by gizmoweb666 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
How many Christians?
None, they sit in the dark with their eyes closed pretending there is Light.
How many atheists?
None, they sit in the dark exploring the interesting consequences of a quantum vacua devoid of photons and will whap anyone who disturbs their experiment.
How many agnostics?
One, who wonders why people are suddenly proclaiming the name of Jesus or whapping him.
2006-12-13 08:29:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It really is encouraging to me that the believers here are reduced to weak attempts at ridicule because they can no longer debate issues-it shows they've concede that the atheists are now the dominant intellectual force on this board.
2006-12-13 08:29:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Atheists don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw at home in their 3-bedroom condos.
2006-12-13 08:26:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
6 , 1 to actually do it and 5 to see how they did it in N.Y.
2006-12-13 08:27:40 · answer #10 · answered by samssculptures 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I believe it is funny how atheists will bash your beliefs but when you make fun of them they claim you are hateful. Keep the good work. Better to believe in anything than nothing.
2006-12-13 08:26:36 · answer #11 · answered by Matthew H 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋