A Poem for you all,?

Question

I woke up early one morning,
the earth lay cool and still,
when suddenly a bird perched on my window sill.
He sang a song so lovely,
so carefree and gay,
that slowly all my troubles began to slip away.
He sang of far away places,
of laughter and of fun,
it seemed his very chirping,
brought up the morning sun.
I stirred beneath my covers,
crept slowly out of bed,
and gently shut the window,
and crushed his bloody head!!!
(Im not a morning person).

Answer 1

Funny, but also mean and bloody....good mix!!!!
youve got some imagination.

Answer 2

Spring has sprung,
the flowers has riz,
I wonders where the burdies is?
The burds are on the wing.
Now isn't that absurd,
I always thought the flippin wing was on the flippin bird!

Answer 3

Ew you meanie! Still I know what you mean, my husband is not a morning person and I am not a night owl....... It makes for a very short day!! Merry Christmas.xx

Answer 4

Killing an animal just because you don't like mornings. I know it's supposed to be a joke but it's not funny.

Answer 5

ha, I feel ya, once I hit my own dad in the face cause he was trying to wake me up!Not good, course I'm a girl so it probably didn't hurt that bad.

Answer 6

well ta cool and good .i will give you 9/10. excellent work. u should be a joke poet.

Answer 7

As I went over the water, the water went over me.
I saw two little blackbirds sitting in a tree. one called me robber the other called me thief.
So I picked up my little black stick, and knocked off both their beaks!

Answer 8

Very good

Answer 9

very good 10/10

Answer 10

ya for a minute there i was thinkin this poem is pretty fruity. but i love the ending!