Holy mother, full of grace Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face
Bless his hair that tends to curl
Keep him safe from all the girls
Bless his arms that are so strong
Keep his hands where they belong
Bless his d--k, the one i sucked
Bless the bed, in which we f---ed
And if my Mom happened to walk in
Bless the sh-t I'd be in.
2006-12-13 07:31:29 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Keep them coming, apart from being brilliant, they are keeping me entertained whilst my husband watches the worlds most boring film!! Merry Christmas encore!!XX
2006-12-13 07:36:56 · answer #1 · answered by maria bartoninfrance 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was good one 2 thumbs up
2006-12-13 15:46:11 · answer #2 · answered by Beth B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Terrific.
2006-12-13 15:54:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
another for the girls
i take it this is not from experience
lyl great 10/10
2006-12-13 23:34:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
your on a roll today always laughing full marks again
2006-12-14 06:05:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I LOVE you poems. They are SOOOO funny. keep them comin' they are hilarious!! Hurry! Go write another!!!
2006-12-13 16:09:28 · answer #6 · answered by oh, Ashley 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that one.
2006-12-13 15:45:42 · answer #7 · answered by ehuerta22 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one "All ways choking" sorry i mean "laughing".
2006-12-13 15:40:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
love it
2006-12-13 15:52:10 · answer #9 · answered by theburlaces 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...gotta send that one to my boyfriend! lol
2006-12-13 16:12:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋