Kissing is a habit
F--king is a game
Guys get all the pleasure
Girls get all the pain
The guy says I love you
You believe its true
But when your tummy starts to swell,
He says 'to hell with you'
10 minutes of pleasure
9 months in pain
3 days in hospital
A baby without a name
The baby is a b---ard
The mother is a whore
This never wouldn't have happened
If the rubber wouldn't have torn
2006-12-13 07:20:44 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one!!!! 12/10
2006-12-13 07:27:30 · answer #1 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant, this should be part of the national curriculum. Send it to Blair and make him think it is his idea and we will be hearing in schools by Easter. Lol. Merry Christmas.xx
2006-12-13 15:29:40 · answer #2 · answered by maria bartoninfrance 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep up the good work - I love reading your posts!
2006-12-13 15:26:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No wonder my mother wanted to sew my legs shut when i was 7.....jeeze...now if i could only escape from this damn duck-tape
2006-12-13 15:25:55 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
must have brought a counterfeit Rubber.
honest, sold complete with tadpole holes.
but yes all very very true!
2006-12-13 15:36:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
not all us men are bad
laughed at joke but have you got it in for us men or just a hate men day it happens
2006-12-13 23:39:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one, have you got it in for men tonight?
2006-12-13 15:25:18 · answer #7 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now that is a good one thumbs up!
2006-12-13 15:30:29 · answer #8 · answered by Rhiannon. Stay[[+]] 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh how true!
Great rhyme!
2006-12-13 15:23:12 · answer #9 · answered by michmac75 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...good but very old, heard it when I was in elementary!
It's still so true!
~browneyes~
2006-12-13 15:31:50 · answer #10 · answered by browneyes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋