2006-12-13 07:13:49 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Well maybe a life alert pendent would then be a holy relic...
2006-12-13 07:17:48 · answer #1 · answered by JerseyRick 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ah my friend,..But Jesus did not die! He was scourged, tried, and executed for crimes He did not commit,...that in fact WE ourselves committed. He paid a debt that he did not owe for us,...who coiuld not pay. How cool is that,..is that Love or what?
I am not sure what your question means or implies,...but we all have a "anvil" wrapped around our necks! Its a yoke of sin and doom, it weighs us down and keeps us from living our lives as they were meant to be led. Thats the bad news,..the good news is that Yoke , that terrible burden can be lighten with a mere whisper, a sincere one to be true,...but a whisper non-the-less. His love is there for the asking, your sin can be seperated from you " As far as East is from the West". That terrible weight of sin and dispair will be lifted.
Just ask Him! What have you to lose my friend?? And you have a Kingdom to gain!
In a twisted way? I enjoy your questions, Wit is a sure sign of intelligence,..and I thank you for the chance to yet again witness to you and anyone else reading this post.
Merry Christmas my funny, albeit twisted friend. Merry Christmas!
2006-12-13 15:30:20 · answer #2 · answered by bayreb 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No Jesus was not an old Yankee women on TV.that said something similar to that and made me laugh like hell.your rather funny though.God loves a sense of humor.you could try to work on the jokes .prehaps your next one will be funer.. ha ha.Merry Christmas.
2006-12-13 15:18:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Merry Christmas!
God loves YOU.
2006-12-13 15:21:16 · answer #4 · answered by pops 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If Jesus had died twenty years ago little catholic kids would be running around with little eclectic chairs around their necks.
2006-12-13 15:18:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
If He died riding a motorcycle, I would hang one on my wall. Absolutely.
2006-12-13 15:19:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Gosh it's been sooo long since we've heard any version of this lame joke! Don't give up your day job; you'll starve to death!
2006-12-13 15:16:55 · answer #7 · answered by lookn2cjc 6 · 5⤊ 1⤋
No, because GOD would create another Jesus.
He can rebuild him......stronger....faster......Now you better watch out, man! cause he's coming and he's even bigger than before!!!
2006-12-13 17:17:06 · answer #8 · answered by ConstElation 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jokes are supposed to be funny.
2006-12-13 15:22:58 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
nope- I'd wear a 50 Pound dumbell around my nutsack.
2006-12-13 15:19:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋