Three men die in a car accident Christmas eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present something Christmassy.
The first man searches his pocket, and finds some mistletoe, so he is allowed in.
The second man presents a Christmas card, so he is also allowed in.
The third man pulls out a pair of panties.
Confused at this last gesture, St. Peter asks, "How do these represent Christmas?"
He answered, "They're Carol's."
2006-12-13 06:58:42 · 12 answers · asked by Cowboy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
don't do that, man! I almost choked!
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2006-12-13 07:19:42 · answer #1 · answered by Nina Maria S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
twas cute. but, i have one better.....it is a little ling but it is good so, bear with me.
there is this couple see, and they have TONS and TONS of kids. they wanted to have another but before they went ahead and did it they saw their doctor. he told them if she has any more kids,... it will kill her stone dead.
so the couple went home and despite the fact that they love each other very much the husband slept on the couch downstairs and the wife slept in the bed upstairs.
the plan was going well but after a week or so the husband began to miss his wife very much. so he thought and he thought and finally decided that the doctor was most lilkely wrong because they already had over 25 kids how could one more hurt?
so, he decided to go upstairs and visit his wife. he got about half way up the stairs when he looked up and there was his wife on her way down. he looks up and says --- where do you think you are going?--- she responds --- i was going down to die. but where do you think YOU are going at this time of night? --- and he responds --- quite honestly,... i was coming up to kill you!---
2006-12-13 07:19:58 · answer #2 · answered by trumpets,horns,oboes.OH MY!!!!!! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great joke old but like slade merry christmas allways good this time of year happy crimbo
2006-12-13 07:34:37 · answer #3 · answered by Steven E 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2006-12-13 07:14:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
Would a picture of people beating the crap out of each other on Black Friday work as well? :)
2006-12-13 07:01:48 · answer #5 · answered by April 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehehehehheehe! hilarious!!! 10/10!
2006-12-13 07:11:27 · answer #6 · answered by funmzire 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it ha ha
2006-12-13 08:05:48 · answer #7 · answered by pat e 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee hee!
2006-12-13 07:00:15 · answer #8 · answered by mcfifi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like it!
2006-12-13 07:01:30 · answer #9 · answered by blueskyandsunshine 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great joke , (applause).........lol!!!!
2006-12-13 07:52:18 · answer #10 · answered by Wendy R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋