1. Ask the guy at the front door if HE would like a sticker, than procede to give him one of your little sisters "My little ponie" stickers
2. Run and hide between aisles and randomly poke people and say "Tag, your it" and run off
3. Hang out in the clothes dept. and give fashion advice such as..."That is SO not your shade" "I dont think they carry UR size" or "Anything is better than what your wearing Now"
4. Ask a manager to make an anouncement for your "lost" senile grandmother "Dixie Wrecked"
5. Go to the toy dept and set up a tea-party for you and ur imaginary friends...ask others if they would like to join
6. In the bedding department, build a fort with sheets then invite people in for a good ol' fashioned pillow fight!
7. MOVIE TIME....Grab a bag of popcorn and sit on the floor in the video department and throw popcorn randomly...saying "Whew, I wasnt expecting THAT"
8. Get washable markers and ask random people to sign your body.
2006-12-13 06:55:35 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
9. Come out of the bathroom soaking wet from head to toe and suggest they call a plumber.
10. When you see someone buying a snickers bar, ask them if you can have the first bite
11. Furiously slam the dressing room door closed and tell the attendant that the elevator is broken
12. make a beard of Maxi-pads & hang out in the Christmas Aisle wishing everyone a "bloody merry christmas"
13. Re-enact you faviorite Titantic scene w/ barbie dolls...ask others to play the part of jack as he saves you from jumping over the back of the boat
14. Ask if you could have a price check on yourself....act insulted when they respond
2006-12-13 06:56:13 · update #1
15. Open a box of condoms and hand them out only to women over the age of 65....tell them age is NO reason for carelessness!
16. Go to the appliance section with a frozen dinner....get upset when after 5 mins its still frozen
17. Tell a worker that there will be a mess in automotive dept in 5 mins... tell them u have a feeling ur other personality is planning something...u dont know what...but you know its gonna be BIG!
2006-12-13 06:56:21 · update #2
Thumbs up if you like em!
I made these up on my own...Screw the people who dont like them...Its a joke and riddle section people!!!
As for me..i will be in the x-mas section with lhiza, with maxi pads on our faces wishing people "Bloody Merry Christmas"
2006-12-13 07:05:39 · update #3
15. punch people in the face trying to do funny stuff at wal mart
2006-12-13 06:56:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ah, that reminds me of a true story, I was there. It sounds ridiculous, but I swear it is true.
I was at Wal-Mart at 3 AM back when I was in highschool, I was shopping for gag gifts for a friend's birthday party. I was buying the worlds most awful tiger striped banana hammock when I looked up to see a Giant (around 7 feet tall, probably 400 lbs) with a midget. Both were middle aged, had big beards, and were pretty obviously stoned out of their minds.
Needless to say I was a little taken aback. They calmly walked up to me and I was addressed by the Midget.
He said, "Are you number 37?".
I did not respond, and the Giant immediately began laughing outrageously in a gigantic booming voice. The midget never even cracked a smile.
I am sure the look on my face was priceless, but I did not say a word. The unlikely duo then turned and walked away. I heard the giant laughing about 10 minutes later from across the store, but I never saw them again.
I think this was more unsettling than all 17 of yours combined. Though I have to admit several of them gave me a chuckle.
2006-12-13 15:04:14 · answer #2 · answered by Mr 51 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
HA those are great... i have some.... #1 Go in a dressing room wait a few minutes and say VERY VERY LOUD "THERE IS NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE"...#2 (if you look on posts in the store there are wet floor signes you pull out). Take a wet floor sign out and put in a carpeted area #3 Leave a trail of tomato juice to the bathroom. #4 Look around look like ur confused. When someone comes up to you saying Can I Help you start crying and say... when will you people leave me alone?
2006-12-13 15:11:04 · answer #3 · answered by Rubba Bubba 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
12. make a beard of Maxi-pads & hang out in the Christmas Aisle wishing everyone a "bloody merry christmas"
2006-12-13 15:00:08 · answer #4 · answered by Lhiza 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Go to K-Mart, and see all the people that got kicked out of Wal-Mart attempting to finish were they left off.
2006-12-13 14:59:19 · answer #5 · answered by rawlings12345 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
The next time the loud speakers come on, fall to the floor and start yelling, "The voices are speaking, again!"
2006-12-13 14:58:31 · answer #6 · answered by Gennight42 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if you're a guy - go to the make up counter and ask for a make-over - ask to try on the womens jewelry -
if you're a girl - try on frilly dresses and ankle socks
2006-12-13 14:59:56 · answer #7 · answered by Troy R 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
THESE ARE SO FUNNY! Probably won't try them, some seem a little like jackass jokes.
2006-12-13 15:34:00 · answer #8 · answered by ehuerta22 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
18. Get one of the cart collectors, the motorized ones, and see how many carts you can string together.
2006-12-13 14:59:34 · answer #9 · answered by SNKBYT 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hehehehehe! funny. i like 15.
2006-12-13 15:02:45 · answer #10 · answered by funmzire 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋