The Male Stages Of Life
AGE DRINK
17 beer
25 vodka
35 scotch
48 double scotch
66 Maalox
SEDUCTION LINE
17 My parents are away for the weekend.
25 My girlfriend is away for the weekend.
35 My fiancée is away for the weekend.
48 My wife is away for the weekend.
66 My second wife is dead.
FAVORITE SPORT
17 sex
25 sex
35 sex
48 sex
66 napping
DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
17 "tongue"
25 "breakfast"
35 "She didn't set back my therapy."
48 "I didn't have to meet her kids."
66 "Got home alive."
FAVORITE FANTASY
17 getting to third
25 airplane sex
35 menage a trois
48 taking the company public
66 Swiss maid/Nazi love slave
HOUSE PET
17 roaches
25 stoned-out college roommate
35 German Shepherd
48 children from his first marriage
66 Barbi
WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?
17 25
25 35
35 48
48 66
66 17
2006-12-13 06:42:27 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hi hon
you have definatly got it in for us men today
who has upset you
is he 67 or mayby not qiute a 69 (joke)
excuse spelling
getting tired
2006-12-13 15:46:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm 25 now, and I loved each answer! Will you make me breakfast? I don't have any roommates, and the girlfriend is off shopping with my wife!
2006-12-13 14:57:12 · answer #2 · answered by rawlings12345 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funnie
2006-12-13 15:13:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
At age 4, success is not peeing in your pants.
At age 16, success is "gettin' a little."
At age 25, success is graduation and a wedding.
At age 35, success is about career and family.
At age 55, success is about graduations and weddings.
At age 65, success is "gettin' a little."
At age 90, success is not peeing in your pants.
2006-12-13 15:36:00 · answer #4 · answered by al p 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent.
2006-12-13 16:32:54 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Drink::spot on
Seduction line :::no ;;A use your imagination
sport::spot on
successful date::no;;A she likes me
fantasy:::done mine enjoy hers
pet:::my mum
age::35-48
2006-12-13 15:06:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny , clever , and true all rolled up in one loved it 10/10
2006-12-14 06:13:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your clever, come and live with me in Spain, you can be my caddy on the golf course!!
2006-12-13 15:51:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
So True
2006-12-13 15:54:10 · answer #9 · answered by ehuerta22 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny! i like the maalox one lol keep em up they are great!
2006-12-13 15:36:32 · answer #10 · answered by oh dang!its Katie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋