AGE DRINK
17 Wine Coolers
25 White wine
35 Red wine
48 Dom Perignon
66 Shot of Jack with an Ensure chaser
EXCUSES FOR REFUSING DATES
17 Need to wash my hair
25 Need to wash and condition my hair
35 Need to colour my hair
48 Need to have Francois colour my hair
66 Need to have Francois colour my wig
FAVORITE SPORT
17 shopping
25 shopping
35 shopping
48 shopping
66 shopping
DEFINITION OF A SUCCESSFUL DATE
17 "Burger King"
25 "Free meal"
35 "A diamond"
48 "A bigger diamond"
66 "Home Alone"
FAVORITE FANTASY
17 tall, dark and handsome
25 tall, dark and handsome with money
35 tall, dark and handsome with money and a brain
48 a man with hair
66 a man
HOUSE PET
17 Muffy the cat
25 Unemployed boyfriend and Muffy the Cat
35 German Shepherd and Muffy the Cat
48 Children from his first marriage and Muffy the Cat
66 Retired husband dabbles in taxidermy, stuffs Muff the Cat
WHAT'S THE IDEAL AGE TO GET MARRIED?
17 17
25 25
35 35
48 48
66 66
IDEAL DATE
17 He offers to pay
25 He pays
35 He cooks breakfast the next morning
48 He cooks breakfast the next morning for the kids
66 He can chew breakfast
2006-12-13 06:40:56 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hon
i am 55 and i cooked dinner last night you are picking on us men and tarring us all with the same brush
but i must agree women love shopping and wine great 10/10
2006-12-13 15:52:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sundays, go to church.
Confess.
Say 3 hail marys
Say a rosary
Repeat Our Father
Take the morning after pill
Give Sister Mary a £1 in trust
2006-12-13 14:46:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gud Ones
2006-12-13 14:44:17 · answer #3 · answered by Manisha 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yep you got it cracked 10/10
2006-12-14 06:16:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one is a good one too.
2006-12-13 15:58:53 · answer #5 · answered by ehuerta22 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my gosh that was funny, i like that part about the cat.
2006-12-13 14:46:32 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ purrlvr ♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are too real.... some one is giving away our secrets lol!!
2006-12-13 14:44:33 · answer #7 · answered by me 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not quite as good as he man one but cute anyways! :-)
2006-12-13 14:48:15 · answer #8 · answered by La Chula 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Again, those are just so funny and true!
2006-12-13 19:08:54 · answer #9 · answered by mtngrl 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep, true, nice.
2006-12-13 14:57:11 · answer #10 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋