my dream girl laughs at me and calls me a douchebag how do i revenge upon her?

Question

public humiliation would backfire... no one saw her call me a douchebag so i would come off as a pathetic jerk insulting women for no reason. cold shoulder would do nothing. it's got to be stealthy

Answer 1

girls can't stand the cold shoulder treatment. Just ignore her.

Answer 2

Well, first off- Are you a douchebag? Because if so, you have no right to be exacting revenge. =)

If you're not deserving of the ridicule, I'd go with public humiliation. Wait until her friends are over and complain about her leaving her used tampons in the toilet, or something along those lines. Then laugh at her and call her a douchebag. >_>

Answer 3

SIMPLE!!!

Become fabulously rich, fund the making of a rap video, have her called in to audition and then tell her you don't hire douchebags and send her packing.

Answer 4

Wow I love that word...I didn't know that so many other people used douche bag as a term of endearment : P

Answer 5

haha thats funny why would you want to get revenge

Answer 6

you can\'t

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Answer 7

Don't worry about revenge..
Just stay away from her...

Answer 8

ignore her
tease her
make her feel jealous her, talk to other girls in front of her

Answer 9

I cant even believed you asked that question. talk about her breast or if shes got a flat *** talk about that or if she smells weird talk about that.

Answer 10

Call her teabag...