Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car (a Grand Caravan) along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering toys. Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived the accident. The mind numbing question is: Who was the survivor?
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The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man. Women stop reading here. That is the end of the joke.
Men keep'a scrollin'...
So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must have been driving. And that explains why there was a car accident. By the way, if you're a woman and you're reading this, this illustrates another point: Women never listen, either.
2006-12-13 06:19:34 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ahh, the best of both worlds. Thank you for treating both sexes equally, making this a truly funny joke.
Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah!
2006-12-13 06:27:37 · answer #1 · answered by Mitch 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I am sorry to disagree with you. The only perfect person who has ever existed on this world is Jesus Christ. So does that mean that no one was driving the car.
2006-12-13 09:00:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like that it's good. Of course I was curious, so I read the bottom.
2006-12-13 07:25:27 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Amanda♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is very true the last bit good one 10/10
2006-12-13 22:28:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry I had to read it just to see what it said on the bottom, oh well
2006-12-13 06:23:23 · answer #5 · answered by Beth B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
perfect joke by a perfect lady by the way i am not perfect but innocence
2006-12-13 06:28:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol i like it even as a woman n i read the man's bit it was funi! x
2006-12-13 06:22:00 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanks
i thought earlier that you only had it in for us men yesterday i will finish reading your jokes tomorrow as i am now tired been up 17 hours working 9 of em speaK SOON
2006-12-13 16:11:52 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good joke, telling like it is from both sides of the divide!
2006-12-13 06:24:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now that's what I call so damn funny. You totally got me laughing.
2006-12-13 10:56:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋