Little Johnny is sitting on the front porch steps and his 17 year old sister is sitting in the swing in a dress with no panties. She notices Johnny trying to get a look up her dress so she picks up her knees and spreads her legs and asked "Johnny, what do you think about my WILDCAT?"
Johnny looks up, stares all bug eyed and replies, "That's a mean motherf*cker sis!"
Sis asked, "Why do you think he's mean?"
Johnny said, "Just look at him sis, he's got blood in one eye and sh.it in the other!"
2006-12-13 06:14:21 · 6 answers · asked by al p 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ulll that's nasty but hot
2006-12-13 06:39:56 · answer #1 · answered by Sparkle 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
why are all dirty jokes with some kid named little johnny--but LOL hes so cute and funny
2016-05-23 19:27:17 · answer #2 · answered by Karen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a horrible joke.
2006-12-13 06:21:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good god that was gross
2006-12-13 06:31:02 · answer #4 · answered by Beth B 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh gross.
2006-12-13 07:29:00 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ purrlvr ♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gross...
2006-12-13 06:17:02 · answer #6 · answered by Manisha 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋