Two married buddies are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other and says, “You know, I don’t know what else to do.
Whenever I go home after we’ve been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. Take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife STILL Wakes Up, and Yells at me for staying out so late!
“His buddy looks at him and says “Well, you’re obviously taking the wrongapproach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, pee hard into the toilet water, then use the full flush, throw my shoes in the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed, slap her on the *** and say!, WHO’S HORNY????!!!” and she acts like she’s sound asleep.
It Works Every Time!!
2006-12-13 06:08:50 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol...that was funny, I can just picture it!
Thanks!
~browneyes~
2006-12-13 06:23:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! That woman wouldn't be me, I'd be ready to go for it too, but that's funny.
2006-12-13 06:16:53 · answer #2 · answered by ☆skyblue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2006-12-13 06:18:33 · answer #3 · answered by Violet 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
pal you wrote i before,but still too funny
2006-12-13 06:14:19 · answer #4 · answered by Maro's mom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol that was funny :) good joke!
2006-12-13 06:18:44 · answer #5 · answered by summer ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good idea.
2006-12-13 09:08:10 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cute!!!
I love it
2006-12-13 06:11:46 · answer #7 · answered by chanda 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋