2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
17. Buy some 2-liter bottles of soda and shake um up and throw um as high as you can in the parking lot.
2006-12-13 05:47:50 · 15 answers · asked by woabrams 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I love this...somebody sent me that through e-mail...if I was crazy enough I would do them all.
But I did do 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme, with my brother.
my mom thought we were crazy
2006-12-13 06:11:43 · answer #1 · answered by Celse 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I am a 100% wal-mart shopper and would love to try some of these. #2,4,8,9,15!!, and 16. This is too funny, I think i've seen someone do #6 a few times, and I've wondered.."da H** is that doin there. The cone was waaay in the middle of the clothing section too.
2006-12-13 07:30:53 · answer #2 · answered by Xanthe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have this list at home and I guantee that if anyone did any of this stuff in Wal mart they would probably be kicked out and banned from walmart. lol. The last two are new ones to me but all the same they are hella funny!
2006-12-13 06:04:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've done 11 and 13. 17 sounds like fun and so does 15, I might do that one. 16 is do-able. I've done something like 2 in Target and Toys R us. (anytimes there's a shelf full of toys that say 'try me' or 'squeeze me'. I try or squeeze them all. After activating all of the 'Bouncing Tiggers' , in KB toys, I was kindly asked to leave.)
2006-12-13 06:04:05 · answer #4 · answered by jeaecynota 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
On number 10, I would change it to ask the clerk where the ski masks are. I love this joke.
2006-12-13 05:58:41 · answer #5 · answered by jessica s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
51. Print out this list a number of times after making it look like a brochure, and place it where Walmart places the REAL brochures That list is hilarious!
2016-05-23 19:14:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I LOVE number 15!!!!
THAT REALLY made my day!!
Oh my God ,you are real funny!
You have a big imagination!
Thank you for your funny personality!
You must have lots of friends and family members who laugh alot when their with you!
You have a great day!
2006-12-13 06:15:16 · answer #7 · answered by ~*meli$sa*~ 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
13 is the best.
2006-12-13 05:53:43 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hadn't heard the last two but they never get old
2006-12-13 05:50:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was funnier when I heard it on the radio
2006-12-13 05:52:13 · answer #10 · answered by sharlene j 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋