Joke and question?
There was a couple in bed one night. The wife had curled up ready for sleep and the husband had put on his bedlamp to read a book. As he was reading he stopped and reached over to his wife and started fondling with her between the legs. He did this only for a very short while then stopped and went back to reading his book.
The wife got up and started stripping off in front of him. The husband was confused and asked, "What are doing taking all your clothes off?"
The wife replied, "You were playing with me down there. I thought it was foreplay for something a bit heavier."
The husband said, "No, not at all."
The wife then asked, "Well, what were you doing then?"
"Oh!", he exclaimed, "I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages in my book!"
and what is the funnyest word u have ever hurd for
penis...
vagina...
for me...
penis... bow jangles
vagina... nookie
2006-12-13 05:46:10 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
vagina..... muffin
penis..... wang
2006-12-13 05:50:51 · answer #1 · answered by jersygrl4evr 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2006-12-13 06:44:11 · answer #2 · answered by Sparkle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
can't think of something
2006-12-13 06:09:24 · answer #3 · answered by Maro's mom 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
penis --> trouser snake addendums
vagina--> cubby hole
2006-12-13 06:32:46 · answer #4 · answered by chocolate.smartie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
penis... loopyloo
vagina...hot dog bun
2006-12-13 06:10:08 · answer #5 · answered by the princess of the world 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋