wearing a leather coat and nothing else and placed a pint of fosters in my cleavage and a rose in my teeth.Anyway knocked on the door and his wife answered and started getting all nasty saying i was a cheap wh*ore!! I mean the cheek of her.....i thought the fat heffer would be pleased that someone else was offering to give her a rest for the night.Do you think she called me cheap because i brought fosters?What brand of ale is considered classy?Surely its the thought that counts
2006-12-13 05:29:07 · 53 answers · asked by Nellynoo 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
you should have at least bought Stella Artois , you are REALLY cheap!!! No , you weren't thinking ....
Buy yourself a copy of Jodie Marsh's "Book of social etiquette" , it's stood me in good stead many a time i've gona gallivanting .
2006-12-13 06:48:35 · answer #1 · answered by honeychile72000 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
You have a unique style that will take you far. Most men would be impressed that you turned up in that outfit. It is clear your mistake was both the beer and your failure to check and see if the coast was clear. A good cleavage under such circumstances is more than enough; drink the fosters first to get you in the flow; check he is unburdened by his wife before visiting; the thought counts for a lot but action counts for more.
2006-12-13 06:35:12 · answer #2 · answered by Chilli P 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can fit a pint of fosters in your cleavage? How could she not recognize the sheer talent behind that? Also roses are not cheap so I would definitely give you props for that!
2006-12-13 05:38:31 · answer #3 · answered by justme 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think she called you cheap because you weren't wearing a lot of clothes and she thought you couldn't afford any underwear. Maybe an American beer would have been more appreciated, or maybe a case of any type of beer for that matter. But you're right, it is the thought that counts. I say try again later.
2006-12-13 05:33:12 · answer #4 · answered by alohafridayalex 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
should have picked a motel room instead, or made sure she wasn't home. This fantasy is working for me. Wouldn't even want the beer. The thought counts though.
Guinness is WAY better. I wouldn't be thinking about beer though.
The rose is a nice touch.
2006-12-13 05:32:46 · answer #5 · answered by kurticus1024 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i wish I knew, should've phoned b4 hand, would've booked a hotel. look Hun, you don't need to flash your parts to get me, OK it helps but It's not necessary. The wife'll be dead in a couple of days anyway, car accident or somethin'.....we'll meet up after the funeral post haste, "Oh I was so distraught at the sudden death i feel easily into the arms of another woman, Blah blah blah" wad'ya think?
2006-12-13 10:11:19 · answer #6 · answered by ANTJOHN 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have to agree with the wife.
Kind of a sad cliché too all around, huh? The married man, the coat and nothing else, I dunno. Try to be original next time. Like find a man to call your own who will appreciate your efforts and perhaps, to your shock, even love you for you.
2006-12-13 05:38:13 · answer #7 · answered by simm 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh Nelly noo.... It's1664 you want not fosters! And a bottle of wine for the missus wouldn't have gone a miss... not sure where you'd put that tho....
2006-12-13 05:36:08 · answer #8 · answered by Fay 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is the thought that counts... You are right she should have thought herslef lucky. I would have b!tch slapped her right across her nasty face for even questioning why i was there... It's got nothing to do with her! Even if you bought a can of Super Tennants she's still got no right to talk to you like that!
2006-12-13 05:33:39 · answer #9 · answered by Jo_Diva 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
do you know what i've read a few of your questions and either you are a man trying to get a reaction pretending to be a girl or just really funny.
either way keep the good work up.
2006-12-13 06:32:33 · answer #10 · answered by theo 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋