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is he in a sandwhich?

2006-12-13 05:25:55 · 14 answers · asked by Jimmy John 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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He's out mowing my yard.

2006-12-13 05:27:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

It's possible that one of the molecules that made up his body at some point in his life resides currently in a sandwich.

2006-12-13 05:30:29 · answer #2 · answered by ChooseRealityPLEASE 6 · 2 0

Jesus ascended and is in Heaven, interceding.

From Heaven He shall come again.

2006-12-13 05:37:09 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

IN THE IMAGNATIVE MINDS OF THOSE WHO INVENTED HIM!!!
SANDWHICHED BETWEEN THE SPACE OF CONSCIOUSNESS!!!

2006-12-13 05:34:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Under my bed (at least that's where he was the last time I saw him).

Oh, that wacky Jesus.

2006-12-13 05:28:19 · answer #5 · answered by Tedium 2 · 2 0

He's stuck in a snowstorm currently. That's why he can't come back.

2006-12-13 05:28:25 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

To get the answer visit http://askmuslims.com/jesusislam.html and learn the view point of Islam and others.

2006-12-13 05:30:21 · answer #7 · answered by askmuslims1 4 · 0 2

He's sitting at the right hand of the Father, interceding for us right now.

2006-12-13 05:29:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

In many people's hearts and minds.

2006-12-13 05:27:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

The anti-Christ is also looking for him.

2006-12-13 05:30:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

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