2006-12-13 05:24:31 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
um lets see hear....y was the blonde factory worker fired from the M & M factory?
answer: because she kept throwing away all the W's! lol
2006-12-13 05:28:39 · answer #1 · answered by wolvie 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?
A: After a dye job.
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?
A: They're doing research on black holes.
2006-12-13 13:33:22 · answer #2 · answered by livinia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A guy takes his (blonde) girlfriend to a football game. After it is over he says "What did you think, honey?" She rolls her eyes, "It was stupid! I mean, all of that fuss over a coin!" He looks at her puzzled and asks "What do you mean?" and she says, "You know. All they kept yelling was 'GET THE QUARTER BACK GET THE QUARTER BACK!!'"
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A blonde walks into the store and says, "Hey, can I buy that TV over there?" and the guy says, "No, we don't sell to blondes". So, she dyes her hari brown and comes back the next day. "Can I buy that TV over there?" "No, we don't sell to blondes." The next day she returns, this time with black hair. "Hey, can I buy that TV over there?" "NO! We don't sell to blondes!!!" Exasperated she yells back, "How do you know I'm a blonde!" And the guy answers, "That's not a TV! It's a microwave!"
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How did the blonde break both of her arms and both of her legs racking leaves?
---------------------She fell out of the tree!!
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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
--------------------Wave at her.
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Why do men like blonde jokes?
------------------Because they can understand them.
HOPE YOU LIKED!! I have more, but, this was too long. I REALLY need a best answer.
2006-12-13 15:08:58 · answer #3 · answered by B_U_T_FULL 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did you hear about the two blonds that went ice fishing.
They caught 100 pounds of ice, but drowned when they tried to cook it.
2006-12-14 02:11:19 · answer #4 · answered by Lesha a Canadian. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A blonde goes to the doctor and he tells her she's pregnant with a look of astonishment she asks "i wonder if it's mine"
2006-12-13 14:13:50 · answer #5 · answered by sharlene j 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol sweet haha
2006-12-13 13:31:16 · answer #6 · answered by xoxogirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋