1. In the company of feminists, intercourse should be referred to as:
a) Lovemaking
b) Screwing
c) The pigskin bus pulling into tuna town
2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you've both shared:
a) Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship
b) Your blood-test results
c) Five tequila slammers
3. You time your orgasm so that:
a) Your partner climaxes first
b) You both climax simultaneously
c) You don't miss SportsCenter
4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:
a) Healthy, creative love-play
b) Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would ever agree to
c) Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend need ever find out about
5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with is:
a) The best part of the experience
b) The second best part of the experience
c) $100 extra
6. Your girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in weight in the last month. You tell her that it is:
a) No concern of yours
b) Not a problem - she can join your gym
c) A conservative estimate
7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:
a) A myth
b) An oxymoron
c) A moron
8. Foreplay is to sex as:
a) Appetizer is to entree
b) Priming is to painting
c) A queue is to an amusement park ride
9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?
a) "I hope we can still be friends."
b) "I'm not in right now. Please leave a message after the tone...."
c) "Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You."
10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:
a) Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy
b) Is uptight and a waste of time
c) Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place
2006-12-13 05:23:22 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
If you answered 'A' more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you really are a man.
If you answered 'B' more than 7 times, check into therapy, you're still a little confused.
If you answered 'C' more than 7 times, call me up. Let's go drinking.
2006-12-13 05:23:41 · update #1
thank you very much for making me laugh out loud.
i especially liked no10.
i am also a 10xC answer man.
cant wait to read some more from you.
lol
:-)
2006-12-13 06:17:31 · answer #1 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol... cool quiz.. was lmao...
gotta pass this 1 on.. best in a long time
u got more of these?
tc.. an thx 4 the laff
2006-12-13 13:38:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 c
2 c
3 c
4 a
5 b
6 b
7 b
8 a
9 c
10 c
Great quiz
2006-12-13 13:32:28 · answer #3 · answered by ropemancometh 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
fancy a beer or two
great 10/10
2006-12-14 00:05:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do I get bonus points for answering with a "C" ten times?
2006-12-13 13:26:39 · answer #5 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not all c's but I would be prepared to lie because I love drinkin!!
2006-12-13 13:58:34 · answer #6 · answered by Cowboy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was hilarious have you more 10/10
2006-12-13 13:35:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laughing my head off!!
Nice one!!
2006-12-13 13:27:54 · answer #8 · answered by Ali 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
NICE WHATS YOUR NUMBER
2006-12-13 13:42:42 · answer #9 · answered by maddog 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brilliant lol
2006-12-13 14:00:16 · answer #10 · answered by Mr Cynical 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋