Whats your best Joke?

Question

Tell me i want somthing funny

Answer 1

The traveling incense salesman was walking along the dusty road out of New Delhi when he realized he needed a place to sleep. He saw the root gatherers hut in the distance and headed for it. He knocked at the entrance-way and the root gatherer came to the door and said "Yes". The incense salesman said, " I am a traveling incense salesman and I need a place to sleep for the night." The root gatherer said, " You are welcome to sleep here, but you will have to sleep up in the loft with my daughter." He answered "OK" and climbed the ladder to the loft. The next morning he came down and squatted down next to the root gatherer and accepted a cup of tea. The root gatherer asked, "Did you enjoy sleeping with my daughter?". The salesman said, "Yes I did very very much, but I have to ask, why was there rice in her mouth?". The root gatherer replied, "Oh, that is not rice, that is maggots, she has been dead for two years."

Answer 2

A woman went to her shrink because she was having severe problems with her sex life. The psychiatrist asked her many questions but did not seem to be getting a clear picture of her problems. Finally he asked, "Do you ever watch your husband's face while you are having sex?" "Well, yes, I actually did once." "And how did your husband look?" "Angry, very angry."

At this point the psychiatrist felt that he was really getting somewhere and he said, "Well that's very interesting, we must look into this further.

Now tell me, you say that you have only seen your husband's face once during sex; that seems somewhat unusual. How did it occur that you saw his face that time?"

"He was looking through the window at us!"

Answer 3

ok here it goes....there were these three robbers....and they all had a bag that they took from a bank...as they were running from the scene...they noticed that the coppers were right on their heels...so they noticed an abandoned warehouse and run inside...one robber jumps in a box full of homeless kittens...another jumps in a box full of homeless dogs...and the last robber jumps in a box full of potatoes...as the coppers come in, they noticed the 3 boxes....the coppers go to the first box and stare into it...the first robber lets out a "meooowwww" and the coppers say oh, well nothing but cats here...the move on to the second box and stare into it...the second robber lets out a "ruff ruff" and the coppers say...oh well nothing but dogs in here...so they move on to the very last box full of potatoes...as they stare into it...the last robber says..."pottttatttttooooeeeeee" (in a flirty voice)....LOL what an idiot right??? haha did u laugh?