Have you ever noticed how packets of nuts always have a sign saing may contain nuts (You don't say). Is there other products around that have other similar yet just as stupid signs on them?
2006-12-13 05:16:54 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink ➔ Other - Food & Drink
LOL! Here's a bunch of great ones from www.rinkworks.com.
"Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet.
"Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.
"For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.
"Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron.
"Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.
"Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.
"Do not use while sleeping or unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device.
"Do not place this product into any electronic equipment." -- On the case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket.
"Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking." -- On a toilet at a public sports facility in Ann Arbor, Michigan.
"Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." -- On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists.
"This product not intended for use as a dental drill." -- On an electric rotary tool.
"Caution: Do not spray in eyes." -- On a container of underarm deodorant.
"Do not drive with sunshield in place." -- On a cardboard sunshield that keeps the sun off the dashboard.
"Caution: This is not a safety protective device." -- On a plastic toy helmet used as a container for popcorn.
"Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks." -- On an "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter.
"Battery may explore or leak." -- On a battery. See a scanned image.
"Do not eat toner." -- On a toner cartridge for a laser printer.
"Not intended for highway use." -- On a 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow.
"This product is not to be used in bathrooms." -- On a Holmes bathroom heater.
"May irritate eyes." -- On a can of self-defense pepper spray.
"Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth." -- On a novelty rock garden set called "Popcorn Rock."
"Caution! Contents hot!" -- On a Domino's Pizza box.
"Caution: Hot beverages are hot!" -- On a coffee cup.
"Warning: May contain small parts." -- On a frisbee.
"Do not use orally." -- On a toilet bowl cleaning brush.
"Please keep out of children." -- On a butcher knife.
"Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less." -- On a birthday card for a 1 year old.
"Do not recharge, put in backwards, or use." -- On a battery.
"Warning: Do not use on eyes." -- In the manual for a heated seat cushion.
"Do not look into laser with remaining eye." -- On a laser pointer.
Thanks for inspiring me to look these up! I had a million laughs!
2006-12-13 09:45:22 · answer #1 · answered by pianoman.jeremy 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Peanut butter, same way. Many packages contain the warning about nuts because at the processing facilities they have nut products and a crossover may occurr, people who are allergic to nuts can have an attack just from the smell let alone actually getting some nut product, they are just covering their behinds.
2006-12-13 05:22:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Some things are packaged in the same factory where nuts are packaged. Anything containing the slightest hint of nuts might be harmful to people who are allergic.
2006-12-13 05:20:49 · answer #3 · answered by I Might Even Be a Rock Star... 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Plenty
Someone posted a list a couple of days ago that included "Do not use sleeping" on a hairdryer
2006-12-13 05:19:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
On the bottom on a something I had said "do not turn upside down" lol I love stupid people lol
2006-12-13 05:42:07 · answer #5 · answered by *Pooka* 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Coffee cups that say : Caution! The beverage you are about to drink is hot.
2006-12-13 05:35:57 · answer #6 · answered by straight chillin' 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I once bought a music trivia board game, and once we opened the package, the instructions for the game read, "Open the box".
2006-12-13 05:24:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Do not eat. Silicone packets.
2006-12-13 05:20:00 · answer #8 · answered by PanamaMike 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The warning on antifreeze "Do not drink" Dammit I was going to make my famous antifreeze margarita's LOL
2006-12-13 05:26:59 · answer #9 · answered by serrano_bill 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
very confusing factor. browse over search engines like google. that will could help!
2014-11-12 20:47:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋