Well, here's a collection of promises that actually speak of true friendship.
1. When you are sad - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry b---ard who made you sad.
2. When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.
4. When you are scared - I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused - I will use little words.
7. When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy a--.
Friendship is like pi--ing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.
2006-12-13 05:15:33 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg lol hilariously priceless I love it I can't stop laughing so great!
2006-12-13 05:44:23 · answer #1 · answered by Myastar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good!! I like number 2, I have always wanted to try the heimlich manoevre
2006-12-13 05:29:54 · answer #2 · answered by Ali 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the last line is very true loved that one 10/10 again
2006-12-13 22:32:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Awesome, just awesome. I now know what I will be writing in my friends xmas cards. Happy Holiday's
2006-12-13 05:19:03 · answer #4 · answered by alysinvunderland 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Excellent! I'm actually as very loyal friend so would never behave like that... but having been sh@t on by those not so loyal, I appreciate your cyncicism! :)
2006-12-13 05:17:33 · answer #5 · answered by Wildamberhoney 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
still laughing at viagra diaries, to take notice of this 1
2006-12-13 05:21:30 · answer #6 · answered by gonzo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ah , you say the sweetest things !!
2006-12-13 05:25:40 · answer #7 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loved 1 and 7 thanks
2006-12-13 05:18:22 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋