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God, the Flying Spaghetti Monster does not travel much.
He wiggles His noodley appendages instead.

Ramen !

2006-12-13 05:04:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

Mecca is the city were the first place in earth was established to worship God by Adam, and since that time it is still the most sacred place in the eyes of God, opposite to it in space there is a place called the established house were angels visit as Muslims visit Mecca. Mecca lies exactly in the middle of the world.

2006-12-13 13:15:29 · answer #2 · answered by lukman 4 · 0 3

God is omnipresent, but Messiah will return to Jerusalem in a few years.
I Cr 13;8a
12-14-6

2006-12-14 03:18:14 · answer #3 · answered by ? 7 · 0 0

Vatican because even though not catholic He would as a biblical joke like to tear off his clothes and stand naked in the courtyard in front of the popes chambers until the pope forgave him, maybe rub a few ashes on his body too.

2006-12-13 13:05:57 · answer #4 · answered by justhurryupanddie 1 · 0 2

No Vatican, Mecca or Jerusalem... what matters is the heart of the worshipper.

2006-12-13 13:04:00 · answer #5 · answered by aisdean 3 · 0 3

God has no need to "travel," as He is omnipresent, that is everywhere. He prefers to live in our hearts, as He loves use dearly. Merry Christmas.

2006-12-13 13:06:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Into your heart!

Sound From The Ground - Rotorblade

2006-12-13 13:03:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Why would He prefer either of those places? I would think Jerusalem would be His destination of choice...or maybe Independence..

2006-12-13 13:03:34 · answer #8 · answered by Open Heart Searchery 7 · 0 1

Cancun - during spring break.

He likes fly tetas.

2006-12-13 13:07:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

God is everywhere.
Mecca is where Mohammad was born.
Rome is where Peter was buried.

2006-12-13 13:04:26 · answer #10 · answered by madbaldscotsman 6 · 0 2

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