ex. blondes tease,brunnetes please
2006-12-13 04:59:33 · 6 answers · asked by wildfire224 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
opinions are like buttholes, everybody has one!
life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your going to get.
No hitch-hikers except blondes, brunettes and I'd back up 10 miles for a red-head!
2006-12-13 05:09:45 · answer #1 · answered by ~♥~ *CHEEKY* ~♥~ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
2 blondes went out for a walk in a forrest while they were walking they stumbled across a set of tracks one said that they were "deer tracks" the other said that they were "wolf tracks" they stood their arguing for hours 2 hours later they were knocked down by a train !!
lol they were train tracks hahahahahahahaha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
heres another
a blonde girl was sitting at the kitchen table her boyfriend was sitting down down watching tv she was trying to do a puzzle she shouted at her boyfriend "help me i cant do this puzzle" he replied keep trying u will eventually get it a few minutes later she shouted at him again "plz help me its so difficult " he replied "give it one more try honey" she shouted at him a final time "HELP ME!!!!!" so he got up and walked into the kitchen to help her he walked into the kitchen and SAID "PUT THE CORN FLAKES BACK IN THE BOX " lol CORN FLAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-12-13 13:08:43 · answer #2 · answered by Patrick E 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God Gives and Forgives, Man Gets and Forgets
or my very own personal quote.
"Life is like a motorcycle first you ride it then it runs you over"
2006-12-13 13:03:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you can keep saying "might as well" when a blonde talks and they will go on and on and on and on and on might as well!!!
2006-12-13 13:01:58 · answer #4 · answered by _DestroyingAngel_ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no matter where you go, there you are.
shoot low boys, they're riding shetlands.
you are who you pretend to be, so be careful who you pretend to be. (Kurt Vonnegut)
2006-12-13 13:05:56 · answer #5 · answered by july 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats the way the cookie crumbles! *wink*
2006-12-13 13:02:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋