6 gay guys go on a cruise to the bahamas. they are three couples, all best of friends on one of these group holiday packages.
there is some sort of accident on the cruise , and three of them drown, so three of them are left without boyfriends.
they are all devastated, but the circumstances strengthen their friendship.
upon returning home to england, they decide to have a joint service for all three deceased. they leave the crematorium, and are on the way to the hotel for the wake , when the subject of the ashes comes up.
the first guy says ' my steve loved the seaside so i think i'll sprinkle his ashes at the beach, what about you guys?'
the second guy is like ' well my john loved manchester united so i'm going to try and get permission to sprinkle his ashes on the pitch at old trafford' 3rd guy is like ' i think i'm going to put daves ashes in a curry'
both his friends look at him very confused 'why?' they ask
the guys says ' i want to feel him in my @ss one last time!
2006-12-13 04:49:16 · 21 answers · asked by troubled genius 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-12-13 04:51:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
errr!
no.
i didn't even snicker.
a reconstituted Freddie Mercury Joke.
and wasn't that funny the first time around!
2006-12-13 07:03:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes, except the version i heard, at the end, he said, i want to put his ashes in a bowl of chilli so he can tear my @$$ up one last time!
2006-12-13 04:52:47 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The-Gretchen ♥ 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hmmm i was a little disappointed with the punchline after reading all that
2006-12-13 04:52:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
A bit gross but kind of funny
titter titter
2006-12-13 04:52:45 · answer #5 · answered by louci2shoes 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
wow thats kind of funny but what is a curry
2006-12-13 05:42:24 · answer #6 · answered by kindkayeye/im a chick 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not really. And you messed up the punchline - it's supposed to be "burn my ___ oone last time".
2006-12-13 04:51:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
LOL that was sooooo wrong but funny
2006-12-13 04:52:01 · answer #8 · answered by . 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yuck
2006-12-15 07:03:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
he, not very funny, and gross at the same time.
but thanks
~browneyes~
2006-12-13 04:57:42 · answer #10 · answered by browneyes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, dont think thats very funny
2006-12-13 04:53:46 · answer #11 · answered by pepzi_bandit 2 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋