usually the last one I heard.
2006-12-13 04:39:52
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answer #1
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answered by ? 5
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A man is standing in the dock, ' have you anything to say' asks the judge?
'Fcuk all!' replies the man. The hard of hearing judge leans forward and asks the Clerk of the court 'what did he say?' Clerk replies 'He said fcuk all, your honour' 'Really?' said the Judge, ' I could have sworn I saw his lips move'
Not the funniest, but raises a titter!!
2006-12-13 04:46:13
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answer #2
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answered by Yokay Booboo 3
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Still Waiting?
2006-12-17 01:14:20
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answer #3
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answered by Ollie 7
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so i personaly i am really hating the miss piggy joke so here is my
why don't guys eat ***** in the morning??
ever try to open a grilled cheese sandwich?? hehehehe yuck
2006-12-13 04:40:55
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answer #4
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answered by ? 5
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Mom arrives home to find her daughter crying in her room.
“What’s wrong dear?” she asks.
‘Mommy, mommy, the Au-pair girl comes to pieces’ sob, sob,
“Now, now dear”, she says “tell me what is going on”.
‘Oh! Ok, I heard dad telling Uncle Mike he screwed the *** off her whilst you were away last night’.
2006-12-13 05:04:45
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answer #5
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answered by Anonymous
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usually the last one I heard.
2006-12-13 05:16:13
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answer #6
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answered by LOL!!! 3
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a man went into the doctors and said
"doctor doctor" I keep singing The green green grass of home"
The doctors says
" Sounds like you have Tom Jones syndrome"
And then the man says
"oh dear is it common"
To which the doc replies
"ITS NOT UNUSUAL"
he he he he he ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha lol lol lol
I'm sad aren't i, i know I'll go now lol
2006-12-13 04:40:44
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answer #7
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answered by louci2shoes 2
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Pull my finger
2006-12-13 04:49:03
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answer #8
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answered by me 6
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what's green and smells of bacon?
kermit the frogs finger!!!
2006-12-13 04:36:20
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answer #9
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answered by troubled genius 2
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what do u call a yelllow thing in an apple tree .....................................
................................... "A STUPID BANANNA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" lol ha ha
heres another
what was americas greatest invention .........................................
"AN INFLATABLE DART BOARD" OR "AN UNDER-WATER HAIR DRYER" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
last one
why did the american die while he was raking leaves ...............
"HE FELL OUT OF THE TREE"
2006-12-13 05:17:27
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answer #10
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answered by Patrick E 3
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