Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.The passenger, Bubba,said, "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a po-lice roadblock! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!!""Don't worry, Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat.""What fer?" asked Bubba."Just let me do the talkin', OK?" said Earl.Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under the seat, and each put a label on their forehead.When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "You boys been drinkin'?""No sir," Earl said. "We're on the patch."
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Justin
2006-12-13 03:48:13 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haha this is so true people where i live would do this. and believe me we are soo rednecks.
2006-12-13 06:31:10 · answer #1 · answered by Lakers/KobeGirl4Life! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's cute I liked it!
2006-12-13 12:08:13 · answer #2 · answered by jenpoesavon 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
decent, heard it before
2006-12-13 11:56:35 · answer #3 · answered by jaycee99999999 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It wasn't that great
2006-12-13 12:01:19 · answer #4 · answered by LadySingsTheBlues 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not what I expected...
Snowboarder
2006-12-13 11:55:01 · answer #5 · answered by 1 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
boo! boo! boo!
Sorry not into the redneck thing
2006-12-13 12:03:27 · answer #6 · answered by info4ninfoman 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's good, but ...you lied.
2006-12-13 12:29:21 · answer #7 · answered by prizefyter 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋